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- Top 19 Failed Sexy Album Covers
- Kittens On A Slide & The Hot Links!
- Kim Kardashian Wants More Justin Bieber Death Threats?
- Greyson Michael Chance Performs ‘Paparazzi’ On ‘Ellen’ - Video
- Spencer Pratt Holds Heidi Montag Captive In Filth
- Kristen Stewart Pregnant?
- Robert Pattinson Visits Chicago Fans, Gets Groped (Video)
- Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Photos Leaked
| Top 19 Failed Sexy Album Covers Posted: 14 May 2010 01:32 AM PDT There have been some seriously terrible album covers throughout the years, but there’s a special place for those who try to imitate sexiness in their own way, and fail miserably.  19. Music To Massage Your Mate By  This album cover is just creepy. If you let someone in a mesh shirt massage you, then I hate to tell you, but the 70’s called and they want their creepiness back. It looks like he’s got more on his mind than a simple massage. He’s the one your parents warned you about. And bonus, it comes with an instruction manual. For what, we aren’t sure. 18. Rick James - Throwin’ Down  On this album cover, it looks like Rick James ripped off Conan the Barbarian’s neckwear, along with some leather studded leg warmers that he thieved from Lady Gaga. And what’s up with that wrestling belt he’s wearing? 17. Jim Post - I Love My Life  It looks like Jim Post is taking an outdoor shower and needs something to remove that dead rat from underneath his nose. Who thought this was sexy? Except for those folks from the fifties, you are all excused. 16. Prince - Lovesexy  “When U R in love”, apparently you take off all of your clothes and lay on top of flowers. Prince is a global icon, but there’s probably a reason I can’t remember any of the songs from this album. Oh Prince, you slay me. 15. John Travolta - Can’t Let You Go  Someone woke up the afro with this album cover. We’re not sure what faded, worn look John Travolta was going for and we don’t want to know. It’s from 1977, that explains it. 14. Orleans - Waking and Dreaming  So let’s take five naked dudes, tell a funny joke about shrinkage and SNAP! There’s your album cover. Lovely, just lovely. 13. Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment  We’re seriously hoping that Adam Lambert wasn’t going for the sexy look when he did the cover for his debut album. I was expecting unicorns and sparkle and yet all I got was Adam in a ton of makeup with a weird expression on his face. We love you Adam, but next time, try something different. 12. Herbie Mann - Push Push  What was going on in the seventies that made people want hairy chested men on album covers? Hey Herbie, Magnum P.I. called, he wants his look back. 11. Tino Fernandez - Por Primera Vez  He’s so sexy that he’s basically pointing out the fact that he’s taken. See that wedding ring, ladies? That means he’s off the market. And you wanted him so badly. 10. Cher - Take Me Home  Cher was pressured into making a disco album with this release, but I have to wonder if she was pressured into wearing metal lingerie. That outfit screams, “Look, but don’t touch” (or you’ll wish you hadn’t).
9. Bros - Chocolate Box  If that wasn’t the eighties epitome of homoeroticism, then I don’t know what is. But don’t let the leather jackets and shirtless tans fool you. They were really brothers instead of lovers (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Bonus, Matt Goss, one of the twin hotties, is still hot - and on Twitter. 8. Ted Nugent - Love Grenade (Pre-release)  We’re not sure what a “love grenade” is, but we don’t want any part of it. Especially if it has anything to do with hog-tying you and sticking a real grenade in your mouth, naked. No thanks, Ted. 7. Trina - Da Baddest Bitch  Did Trina just have sex with this guy on a stretcher until his heart stopped? Remember guys, if you are in need of medical attention, head wound or whathaveyou, then Trina is on the scene. Of course, with a defibrillator and ambulance. 6. Whitesnake - Lovehunter  Wanna have sex with a 16-foot snake? Us neither. And to think this is the brainchild of singer David Coverdale. Ugh. This guy. 5. Cerrone - Cerrone’s Paradise  Obviously Cerrone’s paradise consists of a naked woman laying dead/drugged up on a mini-fridge in a shower. You really cannot make this stuff up, people. 4. Madonna - Hard Candy  Madonna made this album cover in order to prove that 49-year-olds are still considered sexy. Someone really needs to tell Madge to stop shoving her leathered up crotch in our faces, PLEASE. I guess it was one last hurrah before she turned 50? We can only hope. 3. C.J. & Co. - Devil’s Gun  Seriously, that’s Jane Fonda sporting the Fembot look, armed with a potato gun. This can’t be real. “Barbarella” much? Someone should sue. 2. HOT R.S. - Forbidden Fruit  Clearly there is an Adam and Eve theme going on here, but that is lost when you find two naked people in an apple, touching each other. Just don’t eat it. 1. Diebold & Co. - Set Me Free  Someone set that guy’s shirt free, because it’s nowhere to be found on this album cover. What exactly is going on with that fivehead? The past was not good to some people! What is your favorite unsexy album cover? source: The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers - [cracked] |
| Kittens On A Slide & The Hot Links! Posted: 13 May 2010 11:00 PM PDT 
Billy Ray Cyrus Defends Miley’s Lap Dance - Pop Eater Russell Brand Hired A Sex Team For The Nookie - Betty Confidential Is Peaches Geldof Pregnant? - Holy Moly “One Tree Hill” Might Not Be Ending Yet - Hollywood Life Kate Hudson Jealous Of Cameron Diaz? - Why Fame Betty White Is Still Awesome - F-Listed Gisele Bundchen Hope Lingerie Photos & Video - Amy Grindhouse I’ve Got A Feeling, I’m Just Fine Mashup - Popbytes Brittany Murphy Finally Got A Headstone - Celebrity Smack A Fan Of Heidi Klum’s Hair I Am Not - ICYDK Stephen Baldwin Makes Our Eyes Bleed - Litely Salted Justice Served For Orlando Bloom - Pacific Coast News Tito Ortiz Is Off The Hook - The Superficial Taylor Momsen Looks Great - Yeeeah! Keira Knightly Is Flat & Fabulous - College Candy Mother/Daughter Plastic Surgery On The Rise - Zelda Lily Dean McDermott Talks Baby #3 - Celebrity Baby Scoop Greyson Chance Sings “Paparazzi” - Tabloid Prodigy Anna Nicole Smith’s Belongings For Sale - Wonderwall Sophie Monk Shows Off Her Legs - Drunken Stepfather OMG, His Butt: Tommy Reeve - OMG Blog Shia LaBeouf Slams Transformers & Michael Bay - Anything Hollywood Completely “Lost” Recap & Spoilers - Hollywood Dame David Boreanaz & Rachel Uchitel’s Texts Leaked - Gone Hollywood |
| Kim Kardashian Wants More Justin Bieber Death Threats? Posted: 13 May 2010 08:42 PM PDT Kim Kardashian seemed not to care that she has already received death threats over her “relationship” with sixteen-year-old star, Justin Bieber.  At a recent event, the actress held up a t-shirt that reads, “Mrs. Beiber”, of which only one person has the right to actually wear. The funny thing is, she’s all proud of the shirt, but she spelled his name wrong on it. Doh! Obviously she loves stirring the pot and keeping the attention on herself. So much, that she’s willing to receive more death threats from his underage fans. Besides all of that, Justin is still underage himself, so that makes it that much more gross. Stop using kids for attention, Kim! And to think that she was the one person he wanted to meet most at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Ugh. Update: Here is Justin after his Oprah appearance, talking about his mom, his perfect girl and what he has on his wall at home:    source: Kim Kardashian: Mrs. Justin Bieber, Anyone? - [e-online] |
| Greyson Michael Chance Performs ‘Paparazzi’ On ‘Ellen’ - Video Posted: 13 May 2010 08:07 PM PDT Twelve-year-old singer Greyson Michael Chance performed the song that made him famous on a today’s episode of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”. He even got a call from the Queen Monster herself!  He comes across as a regular kid, but only with an amazing singing and piano talents. He has hair like Justin Bieber, but a voice comparable to that of Lady Gaga herself. And he’s only in the sixth grade! Check out the video of his interview and performance: Lady Gaga received a call from Ellen’s show to give young Greyson some advice. She said, “Be focused and stay away from girls.” So, what brought attention to this young phenom? He performed “Paparazzi” in front of his school for a festival. His classmates appeared to be smitten with this star on the rise. He said, “Let’s just say I’ve gotten a couple of numbers and made some new friends.” So cute! I’m sure he’ll be huge before we know it! source: Is Greyson Chance the Next Justin Bieber (or Lady GaGa)? - [people] |
| Spencer Pratt Holds Heidi Montag Captive In Filth Posted: 13 May 2010 01:43 PM PDT Spencer Pratt has been holed up in a nasty house in the Pacific Palisades, keeping wife Heidi Montag prisoner, with the use of the all powerful crystals!  Spencer is writing a movie script with the help of a Marine that they’ve taken as a roommate and has been holding Heidi captive. He hopes that the crystal-lined windows will keep the bad vibes out and keep Heidi in. Or something like that. Reportedly, these two have been living in “an unkempt and unsafe home”, while Spencer works out his movie ideas. Spencer said, “It's true, I do have a Marine in the house. He's helping me write a script. And yes, we've been out of the house only three times this month, but that's because I'm busy working on several business ventures.”  I’m all for anything that will keep these two hermits away from the public eye. No one needs to see them mugging it up at the local Taco Bell or kissing in the park. In related news, the duo may not make a finale appearance on “The Hills”…Probably because Spencer was banned from the show? Heidi’s role on the show was reduced because she didn’t want to do a fake divorce storyline. And why not? It’s not like anything else they’ve done wasn’t fake, right? They’ve become recluses so much, that when Heidi’s mother came to visit, Heidi called the cops and threatened to get a restraining order. All because she told the truth! Heidi needs psychiatric help, not help from a plastic surgeon. Note to Spencer: Buy more crystals!    source: Heidi, Spencer Pratt Might Not “Come Back” for Hills Finale - [us weekly] |
| Posted: 13 May 2010 12:39 PM PDT Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner appeared on today’s “Oprah Winfrey Show” where Rob revealed that Kristen is pregnant!  The duo have been dodging any press questions about their relationship, but couldn’t dodge the almighty Oprah. When asked if the relationship rumors are true, Robert said, “Kristen’s pregnant!” We’ve seen them at concerts, hanging out together in London when he was filming and in bars together. But never have we heard any confirmation as to whether or not they’re actually dating. Summit must have them on a media lockdown in an attempt to hype the “Twilight” franchise. So, could it be true? Or was he only joking? Rumor has it that off-camera, Rob confirmed their relationship to Oprah, telling her that they are in fact, dating. What do you think? Media hoopla? Or is it for real?    source: COVER STORY: Rob Tells Oprah — Kristen's Pregnant! - [ok!] |
| Robert Pattinson Visits Chicago Fans, Gets Groped (Video) Posted: 13 May 2010 10:08 AM PDT Upon learning that many fans weren’t able to get tickets to see him on Oprah, Robert Pattinson took it upon himself to visit those fans — at their own homes, and personally give them tickets!  With his own camera crew in tow, Robert knocked on doors and questioned the proper protocol for this sort of thing. Basically, he was terrified. You know, he’s actually quite charming! source: [oprah] |
| Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Photos Leaked Posted: 13 May 2010 08:27 AM PDT Vivid Entertainment (NSFW) has released the first photo stills from Kendra Wilkinson’s upcoming sex tape, “Kendra Exposed,” and they are not only mildly boring… but she is desperate for attention.  It was revealed that a while back, Kendra actually tried to shop her own sex tape. Of course, now that she's cleaned up her act, married Hank Baskett and become a mom to Hank Baskett Jr., Kendra no longer wants her sex tape exposed. And Hank (the bigger one), is said to be furious about the tape's existence.
What do you really expect, marrying a Playboy Playmate?    source: Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape photos [Superficial] |
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