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Saturday, July 31, 2010

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Hitler Would Be Pleased & The Hot Links!

Posted: 30 Jul 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Hitler Would Be Pleased & The Hot Links!

Hitler Would Be Pleased - I Don’t Like You In That Way

Nicole Richie Or Klingon? - City Rag

Second Woman Accuses Casey Affleck Of Sexual Harassment - Pop Eater

Just Because He’s Cute: Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Popbytes

Tara Reid Apparently Went Commando - The Superficial

Joy Behar Chats Up Three Sex Freaks - Tabloid Prodigy

Justin Bieber Gets The Old Man Treatment - OMG Blog

Amber Heard Topless In The Joneses - Drunken Stepfather

We Survived “Jersey Shore” - College Candy

The Jane Austen Fight Club - Zelda Lily

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Face Slasher Behind Bars - ICYDK

Carrie Underwood Shows Off Her Legs - Celebrity Smack

Kim Kardashian Is A Generous Tipper - Hollywood Life

Daniel Radcliffe Celebrates His 21st Birthday - Why Fame

Ryan Reynolds In “Buried” - Hollywire

New Music Friday: Shane Harper - Hollywood Dame

Katie Holmes Is A Golden Girl - Wonderwall

Janet Jackson Fur Ad Blasted By Pam Anderson - Amy Grindhouse

Matt LeBlanc Has Been Dying His Hair! - Betty Confidential

Oksana Grigorieva Speaks - Gone Hollywood



Drunk Snooki Arrested For Disorderly Conduct - Photos

Posted: 30 Jul 2010 01:39 PM PDT

Snooki was filming an episode of her show “Jersey Shore” when things went awry. Apparently she got toasted on a public beach and the cops got called.

Drunk Snooki Arrested For Disorderly Conduct - Photos

Earlier today, Snooks was seen on a beach with a cola-filled beer bong. She got drunk and tried to ride a bicycle. Wobbily, she rode off, but was subsequently popped by the cops after attracting their attention.

We’re still unsure what exactly Snooki did to get arrested, but we bet it has something to do with one of their GTL call letters. Either way, she lost the fight against gravity and faceplanted the ground.

The Chief Of Police said, “She is in our lockup right now, she is under arrest for disorderly conduct, we are waiting for the police report to come through.”

I love this drunk troll drama….

Stay tuned as updates become available…

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source: Snooki Arrested in Jersey — Disorderly Conduct - [tmz]

New Michael Jackson Album Out in November

Posted: 30 Jul 2010 01:08 PM PDT

An all-new Michael Jackson collection featuring 10 unreleased songs will be released this November, a rep for the Jackson estate exclusively reveals.

At the time of his death Jackson reportedly left hard drives filled with unheard music, much of it recorded during the King of Pop’s ’80s peak. Jackson’s manager Frank DiLeo told Rolling Stone that he estimates that Jackson’s vaults contain more than 100 completed and unreleased songs, including collaborations with Akon, Will.i.am and Ne-Yo.

New Michael Jackson Album Out in November

“Every time that [Jackson] recorded, he over-recorded. He would record anywhere from 20 to 30 songs for each album,” former Sony Music CEO Tommy Mottola said last year. Any of them could have been as big a hit as the ones that came out.” One of the most noteworthy tracks was a Thriller outtake titled “Don’t Be Messin’ Around.” Other candidates include any of the reported five songs that Jackson recorded with Will.i.am.

Last year, a pair of unreleased Jackson tracks, “Another Day” and “A Place With No Name,” leaked, and recently Rodney Jerkins, who co-produced Jackson’s 2001 album Invincible, revealed to VladTV that he’s currently working on the collection.

The album of never-before-heard Jackson songs will be the first in a 10-project, seven-year deal the Jackson estate inked with Sony Music in March 2010 — a $250 million pact that will also include reissues of Jackson’s classic albums, new greatest hits sets, a DVD collection of all Michael’s music videos and possibly a Cirque du Soleil show. The hybrid karaoke and dance simulator Michael Jackson: The Video Game is also expected out by the end of 2010.

No longer alive, yet still taking care of his children. Michael, you still make me smile.

I will be all over his new music, will you buy?

Justin Bieber Smoking Weed - Photo

Posted: 30 Jul 2010 11:17 AM PDT

Justin Bieber has been the victim of numerous rumors suggesting he died, he molested a fan, he’s converted to Scientology and now, the rumor floating around is that he’s a pot head.

Justin Bieber Smoking Weed - Photo

The poor kid just can’t seem to catch a break, can he?

It all started with a Yahoo Answers search of some young Belieber asking if Justin smoked weed. It snowballed into a Photoshopped photo of the young singer with a pipe. Miley Cyrus was right, you should definitely keep your kids away from the internet.

What has been your favorite Bieber rumor? Mine was the one where he got VD from Kim Kardashian while his mother posed for Playboy which caused him to get into a serious car accident.

In real Justin news, those Westboro Baptist Church morons have decided to boycott his latest concert. God hates Bieber? Unfathomable.

Are you following Allie on Twitter?

source: Justin Bieber Smoking Weed news is fake - [today24news]

Wired Gossip Rag (07.30.10)

Posted: 30 Jul 2010 09:02 AM PDT

As you know, Lindsay Lohan will be released from jail soon, after a mere 13 days served. The big issue for Lindsay? Her hair extensions.

Wired Gossip Rag - Lindsay Lohan's Hair Extensions



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Friday, July 30, 2010

Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog


Livin’ The High Life & The Hot Links!

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Livin' The High Life & The Hot Links!

Livin’ The High Life - City Rag

The Internet’s Best ‘Inception‘ Spoofs - Pop Eater

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Dropped Out Of School - The Superficial

Ryan Phillippe Needs To Zip Up! - Amy Grindhouse

OMG, Deleted Nakedness: David Kross in ‘The Reader’ - OMG Blog

Ed Westwick Dresses Like A Twat - Holy Moly

The Situation Needs An Intervention? - ICYDK

Big Brother 12: Pick The Next Saboteur - Wonderwall

Jerry Hall Bikini Pics Of The Day - Drunken Stepfather

Courtney Love To Do ‘American Idol’? - Why Fame

Saw 3-D: The 3-D Poster Online - Celebrity Smack

We’ve Got Zoe Saldana Envy - Tabloid Prodigy

Jon Gosselin Is Mentally Ill? - Hollywood Life

Anna Fermanova Is A Sexy Model - Zelda Lily

What’s The Big Deal With Shark Week? - College Candy

Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn’t Wanna Get Poisoned By Mel Gibson - Anything Hollywood

Hayden Panettiere Nude Photo Surfaces - Gone Hollywood



Gerard Butler, The New Face Of L’Oreal

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 06:05 PM PDT

Gerard Butler will be the new face of L'Oréal Paris Men's Expert, a full range of skin care products including cleansers, face wash, shave balm and moisturizers.

Because he’s worth it?

Gerard Butler, The New Face Of L'Oreal

According to WWD, the 40-year-old has signed on to be the worldwide spokesman for the Hydra Energetic line — except in the United States.

Typical!

Gerard Butler and Michelle Monaghan have been busy shooting their new movie, Machine Gun Preacher, in Detroit, Mich.

Ellen DeGeneres Quits ‘American Idol’

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 05:29 PM PDT

Ellen DeGeneres signed up for “American Idol” with the hopes of helping new singers succeed in their quests for fame and fortune. Unfortunately for her, what she found was a grouchy Simon and a daily dose of hurting people’s feelings. So Ellen has officially voted herself off of the show.

Ellen DeGeneres Quits 'American Idol'

Ellen announced on her official website:

A couple months ago, I let FOX and the “American Idol” producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on “Idol” and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.

After Simon announced his departure, I was sure that Ellen would stay on longer, given that there were rumors of a rift between the two of them.

Either way, she’s a bright personality and “Idol” is just a sinking ship that she chose not to go down with. Now they’re probably going to hire Jessica Simpson and Bret Michaels. Oh what fun that’s going to be!

Who should take Ellen’s seat on the show?

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Ellen DeGeneres Quits 'American Idol' Ellen DeGeneres Quits 'American Idol' Ellen DeGeneres Quits 'American Idol'

source: [ellen degeneres' website]

Sara Gilbert ‘Officially’ Comes Out

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 05:09 PM PDT

Sara Gilbert is executive-producing and starring in a new talk show focusing on the lives of mothers on which she will openly discuss her home life — including her partner and their kids.

Sara Gilbert 'Officially' Comes Out

While this may come as a big “no kidding!” from her fans, Gilbert felt it was important to come out officially as a lesbian.

Previously, Gilbert avoided publicly discussing her sexuality, though it was something of an open secret in Hollywood. Now, with The Talk set to focus on the real-life experiences of mothers, she said she feels it's appropriate to officially come out, and she did so over the weekend at a press conference for the Television Critics Association.

CBS caused a bit of controversy with the show's official press release, which had no mention of Gilbert's partner. However, the actress defended the network at this week's Television Critics Association luncheon, saying the omission was her call.

"I'm going to be discussing my life more, and I felt that the first place I wanted to do it wasn't in a CBS press release. It just seemed impersonal, and I felt like I'd rather come in person and talk to you about all that stuff here."

I absolutely adore Sara Gilbert — will you watch the new show?

source: [los angeles times]

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Pot Smoking Caused Reese Witherspoon Split

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 04:59 PM PDT

Jake Gyllenhaal is a reported notorious pot head and rumor has it that his herb smoking ways got to Reese Witherspoon, causing her to leave him in the dust.

Jake Gyllenhaal's Pot Smoking Caused Reese Witherspoon Split

And they were so cute together, too, it just doesn’t make sense! Besides that, when you’re dating a hot guy like Jake, it’s obvious that there will be some things that you’ll have to overlook. Thankfully it’s nothing insanely crazy like hiding a fluffer in the closet, but someone’s gotta think of the children!

Janet Charlton reports:

At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn't give it up. He smoked way too much. And we're not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on.

So they stayed together for an entire two years with his drug habit, yet just up and decided one day that it was a bad influence? Sounds fishy to me. And Ryan was also known a regular weed smoker, so how does that get explained?

What do you think?

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source: THE REAL REASON REESE WITHERSPOON AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL BROKE UP- NO, HE'S NOT GAY! - [janet charlton's hollywood]

Drew Carey’s Dramatic Weight Loss - Photos

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 02:05 PM PDT

On Monday, Bob Barker brought the focus back to Cleveland man Drew Carey when he took a dig at him as host of “The Price Is Right”. He said, “I tried to make the show really exciting and he doesn’t do that — he just plays the games.”

Drew Carey's Dramatic Weight Loss - Photos

Now that all of the attention is back on Drew, he’s overlooked the old guy’s comments…and you know what else? It looks as if Drew lost an Olsen twin! Holy crap!

He said, “I just got sick of being fat.” While we’d heard that Drew was working out to lose the fluff, we didn’t know how serious he was about it until he walked green carpet last night.

Us Magazine reports:

But Carey told Us he’s been following a cardio program, “so there’s nobody really standing over me. I do work with somebody who gives me advice on what to do, how many minutes to run, what my heart rate should be and all that kind of stuff.”

Carey, who said he is no longer diabetic, told Us he wants to lose more weight “so I can be looking that great at 86.”

Added the actor, “My fiancee has a 5-year old, and wow, I’d love to see him graduate. I’d love to be able play with him without getting tired, enjoy my life and watch him grow.”

Good for him! I hope he keeps up the good work!

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source: [us weekly]

Jessica Simpson Considered as American Idol Judge

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 09:06 AM PDT

Well, you can add Jessica Simpson to the list of people who are probably not going to replace Simon Cowell as a judge on American Idol, despite the existence of “sources” suggesting it’s possible.

Jessica Simpson Considered as American Idol Judge

According to TMZ, Simpson has had “several meetings” with Idol muckity mucks about joining the show, but at some point supposedly so had Howard Stern, Chris Isaak, Bret Michaels, and, just yesterday, Justin Timberlake and Elton John.

At this rate, expect to hear that Britney Spears and/or Big Bird are on the verge of locking up the job.

Between Two Ferns with Steve Carell

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 08:26 AM PDT

Steve Carell and Zach Galifianakis prove once again, that all great things come in numbers. In the latest installment of “Between Two Ferns,” Galifianakis and Carell exchange blows.

Carell throws F-bombs in Galifianakis’ face, calls him fat, and in return gets his nose mimicked relentlessly.

These two are perfect together. It’s great seeing Steve outside of the box, swearing and attacking. And Zach is always classic with his extreme emotional changes.

source: [funny or die]

Titanic II - Things That Shouldn’t Happen

Posted: 29 Jul 2010 08:00 AM PDT

Whenever you’re in Blockbuster and you see movies like Paranormal Entity or The Day the Earth Stopped, there’s a good chance that the film studio Asylum is behind that movie.

First sign of failure?  Their use of the Queen Mary

First sign of failure? Their use of the Queen Mary

The studio’s made thousands of dollars by cranking out movies that your grandmother will mistake for real movies whenever she’s doing her Christmas shopping, or movies that will be accidentally rented or purchased by an inattentive parent on their way through a store.

Despite producing some of their own properties like MegaShark VS. Giant Octopus, Asylum now appears to be getting into the sequels game. And, as with anything to do with Asylum, if it’s worth achieving FAIL, it’s best to do it with the biggest FAIL possible.

Titanic 2 will arrive in stores on August 24th, and if you’re looking forward to that, I suggest that you think long and hard about the life decisions you’ve been making recently.

source: [asylum]



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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog


Snack Time & The Hot Links!

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Snack Time & The Hot Links!

Snack Time! - City Rag

Dee Snider Knows The Secrets Of A Good Marriage - Pop Eater

Katie Price Looks Like A Bad Parody Of Herself - Holy Moly

Kim Kardashian Is Almost Wearing These Shorts - Amy Grindhouse

Russell Brand Also Wears Underwear - The Superficial

Tara Reid Bends Over - Popbytes

Ben Barnes Gets Naked - OMG Blog

Nicole Kidman Looks Like A Troll - ICYDK

Sharon Osbourne Calls An 11-Year-Old A Douche - Tabloid Prodigy

Kanye West Performs For Facebook, Joins Twitter - Wonderwall

Melissa Rycroft Expecting Her First Child - Why Fame

I Love Your Hooker Style, Taylor Momsen - College Candy

Natalee Holloway Is Still Making Headlines - Zelda Lily

Amanda Seyfried Kidnaps Herself Of The Day - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr Is Knocked Up - Hollywood Dame

Kendall Jenner Defends Her Racy Photos - Hollywood Life

A Gratuitous Shakira Photo Gallery - F-Listed

America Ferrera Steps Out With Her Man - Celebrity Smack

Ke$ha Likes To Give Tattoos - Celeb News Wire

Paris Hilton Is Going To Kill Us All - Anything Hollywood

Tom Hardy Has Had Sex With Men - Gone Hollywood



Barack Obama: ‘What is a Snooki?’

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 08:03 PM PDT

President Obama charmed the ladies on “The View” today and confidently showed off his command of the big challenges facing the nation today.

But the name Snooki didn’t ring a bell.

Barack Obama: 'What is a Snooki?'

I’m sorry, I don’t know who that is,” the smiling but perplexed President said when asked about the big-haired “Jersey Shore” bombshell, according to several audience members interviewed after the show.

Obama also revealed that he wasn’t attending Chelsea Clinton’s upcoming wedding, said audience member Bonnie Schneider, 37, of Shamong, N.J.

“Why would you want two presidents there? The Secret Service would ‘have to unwrap all the gifts.’”

It was one of many light-hearted moments as Obama made history - and caught some flak - by becoming the first sitting President to appear on a daytime talk show. His interview airs tomorrow (7/29) on ABC.

Owned by the President… priceless.

source: The President & ‘The View’: Obama’s quite the charmer but he’s never heard of Snooki [ny daily news]

Hollywood Happenings (7.28.10)

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 12:04 PM PDT

hollywood-happenings

Weekly Roundup of Los Angeles foodie and fashion events + where to catch a glimpse of your favorite celebs!

savor-los-angeles

Introducing SAVOR LOS ANGELES, an "exclusive set of best-of-best Los Angeles based establishments selected by PARALLEL LINES invited to showcase and offer samples of their yummy fare in an invigorating environment that titillates the palate." The next event is SWEETS- a collection of one-of-a-kind sweet bites from LA's top chefs. Taste delicious treats and confections: sample cupcakes, gelato, paletas, brownies, and more! General Admission is $35 and includes samples from all participants, free champagne and paired beverages, cheese and fruit bar, music and photobooth fun. Participants include: Plaisir, Babycakes NYC, N'Ice Cream, XT Patisserie and much more.

When: July 30, 7:00pm
Where: Miauhaus Studios, Los Angeles

mark-wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg is set to receive his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow! Marky Mark, as he was known in the early 90s, has starred in movies such as Boogie Nights and The Departed. If you are fan, you definitely won’t want to miss this.

When: July 29, 2010 11:30am
Where: 6259 Hollywood Blvd, east of Vine St.

firemans-brew1

Calling all the single lades! Fireman's Brew is having its First Annual Firefighter Bachelor Auction. Over twenty local firefighters will be auctioned off to the highest bidder, with proceeds benefiting the L.A. - Widows, Orphans and Disabled Firemen's Fund. The bachelor auction will be followed by a special performance by the ultimate 80’s cover band - Flashback Heart Attack. Sign me up!

When: July 29, 2010 7:00pm
Where: House of Blues, Hollywood

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Step Up 3-D will have its LA premiere next week. Dance fans have rallied around the Step-Up movies and I doubt the premiere will be any different! The movie arrives in theaters on August 6th- make sure to check it out.

When: August 2, 2010 5:30pm
Where: El Capitan Theatre, Hollywood

In the know about what's happening in Los Angeles? E-mail me at ashleyetorres@gmail[dot]com with press info and event information.

Hookers & Blow For Zac Efron?

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 10:48 AM PDT

No thanks, but he’ll take shots of Vodka with a side of strippers, please…and hold the girlfriend. We already knew that Zac Efron has a thing for all things porn, so this isn’t really shocking…or is it?

Hookers & Blow For Zac Efron?

Zac and some buddies decided to view the goodies at a strip joint on Sunday night, sans Vanessa Hudgens. And here I thought she was a freak.

NY Post reports:

The Disney-produced “High School Musical” prodigy showed up at Flashdancers Gentlemen’s Club on Broadway on Sunday night and stayed until 3 a.m., just hours before the New York premiere of his new family-friendly flick, “Charlie St. Cloud.”

A snitch said that the high rollers came in and plunked down a whopping $2,000 on the dancers and drinks…and that Zac was nothing but polite, tossing cash at them like it were candy.

The source said, “Zac came in Sunday night around midnight with Corbin and one other male friend, who paid for everything. They were seated in the VIP lounge behind the main stage. There was only a rail between them and the girls who were dancing. They ordered one bottle of Belvedere vodka and were enthralled with the dancers. They were interacting a lot with the girls and reaching out and showering money on them.”

What a gentleman!

The spy continued, “There were three girls who Zac and his friends particularly liked and they asked to do personal dances at their table. The girls were all slim pretty brunettes, a bit like Zac’s girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. They were two Americans, called Shannon and Brandi, and a gorgeous Brazilian called Raquel. Zac and the boys had a great time and left around 3 a.m. Monday morning.”

He just loves him some Vodka, strippers and porn…but hey, he’s a guy, what can ya expect?

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Hookers & Blow For Zac Efron? Hookers & Blow For Zac Efron? Hookers & Blow For Zac Efron?

source: Zac Efron & pals blow $2,000 on vodka and lap dances - [page six]

Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa Cast In ‘Horrible Bosses’

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 10:14 AM PDT

The Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa has been cast in a bit part in Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, “Horrible Bosses”. He’s hot and hilarious, I can’t wait.

Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa Cast In 'Horrible Bosses'

It has just been revealed that Mustafa will play a cop in the comedy, but it’s a smaller role. In a new interview, he talks about the commercials, the movie and comparing himself to The Situation.

Here’s an excerpt:

THR: What can you share about your role in “Horrible Bosses”?

Mustafa: It’s a smaller role, but who wouldn’t want to be in one of these funny, irreverent comedies? The cast is great. I’m playing a cop because I play these authoritative characters well. I don’t know exactly who I’m in the scene with — maybe Jennifer Aniston!

THR: You also landed a talent agreement last month with NBC. What does that mean, and what shows are you filming?

Mustafa: It means I’m exclusively working with NBC unless they approve other projects. I’m going to be filming an episode of “Chuck” next week. I don’t know how many episodes yet, but I do know I’m playing an official CIA guy (named Greta). The character is pretty goofy, so it’s going to be fun.

THR: What NBC shows do you hope to film guest spots on or even join?

Mustafa: “Chuck” was my top choice. “SNL” would be a dream. It was one of the first television shows my mom let me stay up to watch. I was in love with Mr. Bill.

THR: In the commercials, you appear to be quite the ladies man, but you have been dating dancer Brandi Oglesby. So, does art not imitate life?

Mustafa: No, I’m not one of those guys. If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

THR: Do you follow a special diet or workout to keep yourself in shape?

Mustafa: I’ve been doing Tony Horton’s DVD sets for three years. Right now, I’m vegan-cleansing: no processed sugar, no caffeine, no alcohol, no animal products and no gluten. I never knew what gluten was before. Now I know exactly what it is, and it’s everything I want!

THR: Be honest, do you compare yourself to the Situation?

Mustafa: No, please. The Situation is the best thing in the world. Who names himself the Situation? If only the Old Spice Guy would have thought of that one. How outrageous is it? I do not take myself seriously like that — not in the least bit — that would be so pretentious.

Look at your movie, now back at me, now back at your movie. You see how cool it got? It just got the man that smells like your man could smell like.

They should cut out Jennifer Aniston completely and just let the Old Spice Guy rock the whole thing. To get Jason Bateman, we could just hack up “Extract” and edit him in. Voila! Movie done!

Who needs producers, premieres or a cast when you have this guy? He’s the king of optical illusions!

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Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa Cast In 'Horrible Bosses' Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa Cast In 'Horrible Bosses' Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa Cast In 'Horrible Bosses'

source: Old Spice guy cast in Jennifer Aniston film - [thr]

The Pretty Reckless Reveal ‘Light Me Up’ Album Cover

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 09:44 AM PDT

Taylor Momsen’s band, The Pretty Reckless, has just unveiled their new album cover for “Light Me Up”. It supposedly shows a pre-eye goop Taylor showing you how to properly operate your Zippo.

The Pretty Reckless Reveal 'Light Me Up' Album Cover

But how are we really sure that’s Taylor? I mean, where are her trademark raccoon eyes and stripper shoes. Only Chris Hansen will ever know for sure, because apparently Pedobear was supervising this entire operation.

Who here thinks that Taylor is trying too hard and is rebelling against “something”. I can’t figure out what that something is, considering that she’s rich, pretty (yes, underneath all that gook there’s Cindy Lou Who) and has the world handed to her on a silver platter. AND she’s on TV! I bet Cherie Currie and Joan Jett would sneer in her general direction. They are not impressed.

Oh to be 16 again!

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source: 'Light Me Up' Album Cover Revealed! - [the pretty reckless]

Angelina Jolie Photos That Will Scare Brad?

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 09:10 AM PDT

Angelina Jolie may be the perfect picture of fashionable choices on the red carpet, but this picture shows the actress with nothing on, except for a little tape on her nipples and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

Angelina Jolie Photos That Will Scare Brad?

“Star” magazine makes it sound like Brad Pitt has no idea of Angie’s “heroin-filled” night or this little dog collar and nipple tape exploration. What Andrew Morton doesn’t know is that that’s probably the kind of stuff that attracted Brad away from Jennifer Aniston’s barren land of coked up sex and no babies.

“Star” magazine reports:

In one set, the now-mother of six has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender.

“The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I'm sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she's kept hidden away, even from Brad,” celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, tells Star in our cover story.

I really don’t think that this is explosive enough to tear up Brangelina. It’s not she’s blowing Billy Bob Thornton in the middle of a gangbang and sniffing coke off of a hooker’s thigh while little children watch. Brad’s probably seen the pics and he’s like, “Been there, done that”, so it’s all good.

Here’s Angelina prancing around Seoul, South Korea, pimping out “Salt” while wearing a Hefty bag…

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source: Angelina & Brad: The Photos That Will Tear Them Apart! - [star magazine]

‘Free Lindsay’ Rally Was Just A Publicity Stunt

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 07:24 AM PDT

As Lindsay Lohan’s skin gets paler in her jail cell, her tanning salon grows more upset.

Beach Bum Tanning Salon, allegedly where Lohan's freckled skin gets its glow, held a "Free Lindsay" rally in New York City yesterday.

'Free Lindsay' Rally Was Just A Clever Publicity Stunt

The salon sent out a press release Monday to alert the media of the event:

The ceremony kicks off, Tuesday July 27, 2010 at 12 P.M. at the 239 7th Avenue salon location, with a press conference and ribbon tying ceremony. On display will be a prominent homemade Sign across the building saying "We love you Lindsay! Come home soon."

The company announced they hope "the campaign will draw awareness to the harsh punishment inflicted on Lohan due to her celebrity status," yet the rally appeared to be more than a publicity stunt, according to Crushable. I know, surprising.

'Free Lindsay' Rally Was Just A Publicity Stunt - Photo 2

With paid models situated in front of the salon in "Free Lohan" T-shirts hiked above their belly rings, the protesters hollered out weak chants and waved homemade signs that read "We miss you, Lindsay."

Dante Fitzpatrick, the alleged "Airbrush Director" announced to onlookers that Lindsay is "just a really great girl. I think she gets a lot of bad press, a lot of bad hype because of her celebrity status, and we know her, like I said, she's been coming here for ten years."

Lindsay Lohan and Beach Bum are totally in this together — she’ll get some free tans in exchange.



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