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• Robert Pattinson’s ‘Remember Me’ Has Surprise Ending
• Taylor Lautner’s Stolen ‘New Moon’ Abs - Photo
• Wired Gossip Rag (02.26.10)
• Johnny Weir Is A Champion & The Hot Links!
• Ke$ha Flashes Her Butt - Photos
• Andrew Koenig’s Body Found
• Kelly Osbourne Misquoted In Fat Drugs Quote
• Baby Jesus Gets A Record Deal
• American Idol Top 12 Men Perform - Videos

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Remember Me’ Has Surprise Ending Posted: 26 Feb 2010 12:03 AM PST Get excited, ladies! Robert Pattinson returns to theaters in two weeks in Remember Me, a romantic drama about two star-crossed, NYU-attending lovers (Pattinson and Lost’s Emilie de Ravin) canoodling their way around New York before graduating, getting married, having babies, and living happily ever after. Or so the trailer would pretty much have you believe! Some folks on the Internet were talking today about the film’s big surprise twist, and we got curious, so we did some investigating. Want to know how Remember Me ends? Spoilers after the jump! Are you sure you want us to ruin this for you? If not, you should stop reading now. Here it is: In the absence of any time-marking signposts, viewers are led to believe that Remember Me takes place in the present — but it’s really 2001. At movie’s end, after having a fight with Emilie de Ravin, Pattinson’s character, Tyler, rides an elevator up to the 92nd-floor office of his father (Pierce Brosnan) on a bright September morning, looks out the window, and watches helplessly as American Airlines Flight 11 hits the building. That’s right, Robert Pattinson dies in 9/11. (An early draft of the screenplay was even craftier about obscuring its twist: We’re told that Tyler’s brother, Michael — who, in the filmed draft, has committed suicide — was killed at the World Trade Center eight years prior, but we only find out in the final pages that Michael actually died in the 1993 bombing.) The movie’s title and Lower Manhattan—showing official poster hint subtly at its downer climax (as does this slightly less subtle fan-made one), but since we’d have never figured it out if we’d not read the end of the script, we bet it’ll be a surprise to most Robert Pattinson fans going to see it weekend of March 12. We’d imagine this will start some interesting post-movie discussions. source: [ny mag]

Taylor Lautner’s Stolen ‘New Moon’ Abs - Photo Posted: 25 Feb 2010 11:50 PM PST If you are one of the many “New Moon” fans who have gawked aimlessly at photos like this of a then-jailbait Taylor Lautner, then alas, you’ve been redeemed. Ahem, pervs. It has been shown that Taylor’s abs were borrowed from a male model, for this piece of fan art, depicting the hotness that is Taylor. Yes, I can say that now, he’s legal. Millions of tweens, teens and Twi-Moms are going to be utterly disappointed at this news. Allie Is Wired apologizes in advance, but we will not be held liable for any bouts of depression or suicidal thoughts. Please talk to someone. Besides that, Tay Tay is still one buff teenager. I felt dirty typing that. source: New Moon: The Stolen Six Pack - [photoshop disasters]

Wired Gossip Rag (02.26.10) Posted: 25 Feb 2010 11:22 PM PST In light of Charlie Sheen recently entering rehab, and for his admitted use of cocaine,… Allie took the opportunity to chat with the source of the problem.

Johnny Weir Is A Champion & The Hot Links! Posted: 25 Feb 2010 10:00 PM PST Johnny Weir Is A True Champion - City Rag Why Betty White Shouldn’t Host A Full SNL - Pop Eater Kate Moss Cops A Feel - Holy Moly Karina Smirnoff Found Another Job? - Hollywood Life Bar Refaeli Hops On Top Of The Situation - F-Listed Johnny Depp Smells Like A Skunk? - Why Fame Serena Williams Blasts British Airways - Amy Grindhouse Kellan Lutz Urges Us To Adopt A Pet - Popbytes Alice In Wonderland’s London Premiere - Celebrity Smack Lady Gaga - Wearing Clothes! - ICYDK The Jedward Twins Are Freaky! - Tabloid Prodigy Chris Brown Is On Team Tiger - College Candy Thanks For The Gift, Dennis Rodman - The Dirty Hayden Panettiere Is Boring - Drunken Stepfather Sophie Monk Looks Different - Yeeeah! Lady Gaga Banged An Idiot - Litely Salted Charlie Sheen Is So Screwed - The Superficial Elin Woods Returns Home Without Tiger - Celebrity Baby Scoop Woman Live-Tweets Her Abortion - Zelda Lily Kanye West Debuts New Site With Nude Amber Rose - Gone Hollywood

Ke$ha Flashes Her Butt - Photos Posted: 25 Feb 2010 05:30 PM PST Ke$ha was spotted out last night, showing off her better side to the paparazzi. Granted, it wasn’t as embarrassing as the photo and video of her that popped up yesterday, but it’s close. It’s nothing new in the celebrity world for a starlet like Ke$ha to show off her butt. Inadvertently, that’s just what she did. The singer was getting into her chauffeur driven car after attending the Shockwaves NME Awards last night. Her dress was a little bit too short, thus giving the snappers in attendance a little bit of a show. From the butt, she’ll soon graduate to boob flashes or nipple slips, then it’s all about the cooter. Mark my words. Kinda saggy, huh? [Click thumbnails for a larger image] source: Ke$ha Shows Her Best Side – Photo - [gone hollywood]

Andrew Koenig’s Body Found Posted: 25 Feb 2010 03:38 PM PST Andrew Koenig, former “Growing Pains” star, has been missing since February 14th. He cleaned up his apartment, got his security deposit back and fled the area. He was said to have been depressed and no one had any contact with him since his mysterious disappearance. A body has been found by authorities in Vancouver and it is believed to be Andrew. Police officials have stated that the body was discovered in Stanley Park today at around noon. According to TMZ, “A news conference is scheduled for 5:00 PM PT. Andrew’s parents are supposed to attend.” I hope it’s not him and that he’s alive somewhere and safe. Stay tuned for any updates as they happen, this story is still breaking. Update: CNN reports that the body is, in fact, Andrew Koenig: Actor Andrew Koenig, missing since February 14, was found dead in Vancouver, British Colombia, Thursday, a source close to the family told CNN. The body of the former “Growing Pains” star was found in a park, according to the source, who spoke to Koenig’s father after Koenig was informed of the discovery. The source asked not to be named because of the sensitivity of the matter. RIP Boner. source: Body Found — May Be Andrew Koenig - [tmz]

Kelly Osbourne Misquoted In Fat Drugs Quote Posted: 25 Feb 2010 03:29 PM PST Kelly Osbourne has shed a lot of weight since appearing on “Dancing With The Stars” and she’s dealt with a lot of demons. Most recently, the singer called out “Heat World” magazine, along with “Fox News” for her supposed fat comments. “Heat World” said: Kelly Osbourne: "Being fat is worse than being a drug addict" There's no denying that Kelly Osbourne's figure looks ruddy fantastic at the moment, but it's taken her years of yo-yo dieting to reach a happy place with her body. The star says she got more grief for being "fat" than anything else in her life. "I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict," she admits. "I will never understand that." Kel says that a teenage (we're guessing very jealous) girl once shouted "You're fat!" at her from a passing car. "I went to my parents bawling," Kelly remembers. "I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!" She credits her enviable current figure as being the result of "regular exercise and a portion-controlled diet". Can you send us a copy of this diet and exercise plan please, Kel? Just recently, after she called them out on her Twitter, the publication changed the title of their post to “Kelly Osbourne reveals some SHOCKING truths”, but the URL remains the same. Kelly said earlier: Shame on you @heatworld "Being fat is worse than being a drug addict" i never said that do you realize what kind of message that sends? Young easily influenced girls read @heatword they need to think before they write something like that its really careless and irresponsible! It was a ridiculous statement, even worse because they misquoted. Every woman should be happy with who she is regardless of lbs. I see that @foxnews wrote and article with the same kind of quote they also should be ashamed of themselves it send such a bad message! Please retweet my tweets to heat world so they get the message of how irresponsible they are to there readers by misquoting me! I wish i never did the cover if that is the message the media is allowing it so send. it makes me sick to think people think i said that. source: [kelly osbourne's twitter]

Baby Jesus Gets A Record Deal Posted: 25 Feb 2010 02:30 PM PST I guess bangin’ Madonna has more privileges than having a Visa Gold card. Madge was said to have helped baby Jesus secure himself a record deal. After Madge pulled some strings at Warner Brothers, the label signed Jesus on. Now they are probably hoping that he doesn’t only look hot, but that he has talent, as well. According to “The Sun”, Madonna gave up some of her classic hits for licensing in advertisements for Warner Brothers, before they would agree to take Jesus on. A source said, “Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can. She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing. There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon.” Someone should tell these “American Idol” hopefuls that tapping the older booty is a quicker way to a record contract. source: Madonna Plays God For Jesus - [the sun]

American Idol Top 12 Men Perform - Videos Posted: 25 Feb 2010 05:43 AM PST The guys took the stage for their first round of live performances. Do we have any stand out contestants yet? Maybe. Lee Dewyze's voice has enraptured Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres. Randy Jackson and KARA DioSTFUALREADY weren't happy with his song choice. I hate admit that I would agree with Kara, but this guy needs to get some Kings Of Leon going on. To me I get a combo of David Cook mixed with Danny Gokey vibe. I was a big Cook fan and couldn't wait for karaoke Gokey to exit stage left so I am bit on the fence with this guy. Alex Lambert is a 19 year old hopeful has a voice full of soul. The mini mullet boasting teen covered "Wonderful World" and Simon was cruel to be kind in his criticism. This kid needs work in putting together confidence and stage presence. Tim Urban, who will forever be known as the guy who replaced Chris Golightly, sang "Apologize." The guy gives me a stepbrother of the Jonas clan. His vocals struggled to reach notes out of his league. The performance was armature at best. Even Ellen admitted the only reason he will get votes is because he is "adorable." Overall the men's performances were rough. Lets hope that next week they take better strategies. However, Casey James won my vote for the evening with his rendition of “Heaven.” Casey blew the rest of the competitors out of the water. Which, comparatively, may not be saying much but I think he will go far regardless.

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