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Snooki’s Orgy & The Hot Links!

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 11:29 PM PST

Snooki's Orgy & The Hot Links!

Snooki’s Orgy? - City Rag

The Taylor Lautner Doll Is Creepy - Tabloid Prodigy

Real Housewives Of NYC, New Loser - The Dirty

Madonna Slips Jesus The Tongue - The Superficial

Robert Downey Jr Is A Hobo - Amy Grindhouse

Where Did Paris Hilton Find This Bum? - Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan’s A Hoarder, Are You? - Zelda Lily

Howard Stern On ‘Idol’? Really, FOX? - College Candy

Jenna Jameson Is A Monster - Drunken Stepfather

Bar Refaeli Rants About The SI Cover - Hollywood Dame

Christian Bale’s Home: Body Found - Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Garner Jerks Off Flipper - Celeb News Wire

Britney Spears Can’t Afford That - Fatback Media

Naomi Campbell To Walk The Runway For Haiti - Pop Eater

Madonna Is Seeing Three Men, Despite Those Hands - Holy Moly

Video Fix: Rihanna’s Rude Boy - Popbytes

Hugh Hefner Is Officially Single! - F-Listed

Amanda Bynes Loves Black Men - Litely Salted

Rebecca Gayheart’s Beverly Hills Bump - Celebrity Baby Scoop

Kelly Killoren Bensimon Nude in Playboy - Gone Hollywood



Wired Gossip Rag (02.12.10)

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 11:28 PM PST

John Mayer has a long-established reputation as a virtuoso guitar player and ladies’ man. But it’s one of Mayer’s other prodigious talents, his tendency to say and tweet outrageous comments, that has landed the “Waiting on the World to Change” singer in hot water this week.

Allie sat down with his guitar to discuss the situation.

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Hailey Glassman Is Steppin’ Out!

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 08:09 PM PST

Hailey Glassman (who?) is featured on NYC free rag, “Steppin’ Out” and is showing just how classy she really is.

Hailey Glassman Is Steppin' Out!

In case you’ve forgotten who Hailey is, she’s that chick that banged Jon Gosselin while still married to Kate. Not the one he snuck into the guest house, the other one. This one proclaimed her love for him over and over as long as she was getting famous from it.

Now, she’s back and with a vengeance. She claims that Jon was mean and nasty, and oh yeah, he has a small winky. Three inches, to be exact.

She said, “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true”, claiming that he measures up to “3 inches.” Wow, stay classy you.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin

Captain Obvious rears her ugly head by adding, “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny”, only one-upping that by saying that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”

Jon isn’t exactly scholarly in his response to her, either. He said, “You know how subconscious I am of down there.” But that wouldn’t stop her from telling the man that she was so madly in love with that he had a small pecker?

source: Hailey Glassman Jokes About Jon Gosselin’s “Tiny” Manhood - [us weekly]

Jessica Simpson Laughs At John Mayer Comments - Video

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 07:54 PM PST

John Mayer paid Jessica Simpson the highest compliment anyone has since her dad complimented her double D’s. He referred to the flaky singer as “sexual napalm” and said if she was a drug, he’d sell off all of his crap so he could snort her.

Jessica Simpson Laughs At John Mayer Comments - Video

When asked, “How do you feel about those comments John Mayer said about you in Playboy?”, she chuckled, and replied, “No comment”.

Then the crafty TMZ reporter asks her if she could box him, would she knock him out, to which she says, “No” and gets in the waiting car.


You know, inside she’s thinking that all of the pressure is off of her with the fat comments. She’s thinking everyone thinks she’s a minx in the sack now. That’s what happens when you stay a virgin until marriage, you let it all out with any random douche.

source: Jessica Simpson Laughs Off Mayer Comments - [tmz]

Alec Baldwin Gets Snappy With A Snapper - Photos

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 07:43 PM PST

Alec Baldwin wasn’t having the best of days already today. Just earlier today, his 14-year-old daughter Ireland called 911 after he supposedly threatened to hork down a bunch of pills. Now, an aggressive photographer was getting all up in his business.

Alec Baldwin Gets Snappy With A Snapper - Photos

Alec was spotted returning to his apartment, when the snapper provoked him for the money shot. The snapper rushed up to him and asked about his health. Reportedly, Alec was miffed because the photographer made contact. It was then he told the doorman to alert the police.

When authorities arrived, Alec claimed he was assaulted by the photographer. As he was pointing out the photographer, he got riled up and went after him. Nice.

Like he wasn’t having a bad enough day.

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source: Alec Baldwin Gets Aggressive With Photographer - [i'm not obsessed]

Khloe Kardashian To Make Masturbation Tape For Husband

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 06:05 PM PST

Khloe Kardashian wants to spice up her sex life, so what’s a Kardashian to do with a video camera and nothing but extra time? Why, she plans on making a masturbation tape for husband, of course.

Khloe Kardashian To Make Masturbation Tape For Husband

I’m sure Sasquatch’s solo sex tape will leak in no time, just you wait. When her star fades, it’ll “leak”.

She admitted to wanting to do the naughty deed for hubby Lamar Odom on a recent episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, saying that she wanted it for Lamar when he is away with his team. Because he won’t share it with anyone, now would he?

She said, “I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. It could be naughty. I’m thinking about making a solo sex tape….like masturbation? You’d be like this, filming it with your eyes covered.”

Her friend, like us, wasn’t too keen on the idea of videotaping it for her. She said, “I am not going to tape you. That would scare me.”

Heck, the whole idea scares everyone. Please, Khloe, for the sake of all that is holy, do not do this. Kthnxbye.

source: Khloe Kardashian’s Saucy Separation Plan - [contact music]

Lindsay Lohan Loses $150K Escort Deal

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 11:44 AM PST

Now that Lindsay Lohan's career has bottomed out at the straight to DVD bargain bin, she has moved on to high class hookin'.

She had an easy $150,000 date deal and blew it by spending too much time following the drug sniffing dogs around at the airport looking for a hook up.

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Lohan arrived at her flight gate at LAX 2 hours late and expected to giggle her way onto the plane. The plane waited, but demanded a $22,000 carrier fee.

"According to the possibly truth-stretching—but then again, possibly not—Lugner, Lohan missed her plane from Los Angeles to London after a shopping spree ran overtime. Apparently, what the starlet lacked in funds to hold the flight, the billionaire lacked in inclination, resulting in her no-show.

“She wanted to pay it, but her card’s credit limit was not high enough,” Lugner said of the would-be $22,000 fee."

The geezer has a 20 year old girlfriend, but has his daughter pick out headline making celebs to accompany him to the ball every year. Pamela Anderson attended the 2003 gala on his arm. Paris Hilton also accepted the paid proposition and hitched her boobs into an actual asset covering gown.

Part of their deal also requested all the booze be hidden. That I am not making up. Mini bars in her suite were emptied and mineral water was being pushed over cocktails.

I am a better whore than this. Hookin’ 101 - “Don’t make your trick wait.” This follows “Don’t kiss your trick on the lips and the house gets 10%. How hard is it to show up, get on a plane, not get distracted by duty free vodka and keep your shiz together long enough to make it through a gala? All she had to do was go one night without puking in her palate cleansing sherbet and run crying through the streets for Samantha in one heel while clawing bits of her own weave out.

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Joe Jonas Hooking Up With Demi Lovato - Photo

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 11:07 AM PST

Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato seem to be getting pretty loved up lately, don’t they? And why not, they’re young, rich and hot! They make a cute couple, too.

Joe Jonas Hooking Up With Demi Lovato - Photo

The duo are in China visiting DisneyWorld at the Epcot Center and were rumored to be holding hands!

According to a DisneyWorld employee, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato were holding hands today at Epcot

This is an unconfirmed rumor at this point, but don’t they make such a cutesy couple? They should totally hook up.

source: [joe jonas' twitter]

Celine Dion’s Baby Heartache

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 09:04 AM PST

Celine Dion appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” and discussed her baby heartache, saying she is determined to have a second child despite four failed attempts to conceive through in vitro fertilization.

Celine Dion's Baby Heartache

Dion and husband Rene Angelil thought the last treatment had been successful, announcing her pregnancy happily to the world before suffering a miscarriage last summer.

“We tried four times to have a child. We’re still trying. We’re on the fifth try. And I tell you, if five is my lucky number, this fifth try has got to come in,” Dion said.

Dion and Angelil are already parents to a 9 year old son, Rene-Charles. She says that she would be thrilled to get pregnant again and have it be successful, but that she’s happy and blessed no matter what happens.

“I will be the happiest one to tell you when I’m pregnant. And if not, I’m the luckiest artist, especially wife and mother of a wonderful son. So I’m glad,” she said.

She also announced plans to return to Caesars Palace for 3 years with a glitzy new stage show inspired by the romance of classic Hollywood movies. Dion says the show will feature a full orchestra and band with 31 musicians and offer a mix of timeless Hollywood classics, along with fan favorites.

[PopEater]

Alexander McQueen Commits Suicide

Posted: 11 Feb 2010 08:55 AM PST

British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead after taking his own life.

The 40-year-old committed suicide just three years after his close friend, Isabella Blow - who plucked him from obscurity and helped him become a star - killed herself.

Alexander McQueen Commits Suicide

A source at McQueen's office this afternoon confirmed his death, saying:

'It is a tragic loss. We are not making a comment at this time out of respect for the McQueen family.'

His death comes just days before the start of London Fashion Week and weeks before he was due to unveil his new collection at Paris Fashion Week on March 9th.

Alexander McQueen and Sara Jessica Parker

The love has been flooding Twitter:

Tyra Banks tweeted: "RIP Alexander McQueen. so so sad. such a huge loss. He was one of my favorite designers. He will be missed."

Stephanie Pratt tweeted: "No, no, no omg so sad :( RT @SimonHuck: OMG! this is so sad! Alexander McQueen commits suicide. so sad…"

Kim Kardashian tweeted: "I just found out Alexander McQueen died!!! I'm in shock! So sad! I'm wearing one of his dresses now! He was such a talented designer."

Rachel Zoe tweeted: "I cant describe the tragic loss of such a brilliant man and designer Alexander McQueen..R.I.P xoRZ."

Kelly Osbourne tweeted: "I am so so sad to hear the news of Lee (Alexander) McQueen! i really just don't know what say im really in shock."

Giuliana Rancic tweeted: "Reports say British fashion icon Alexander McQueen has been found dead at his London home."

McQueen’s cached Twitter

source: British fashion icon Alexander McQueen commits suicide days after death of his beloved mother [daily mail]



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