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Tila Tequila’s Bodyguard Exposes Her Lies

Thursday, February 4, 2010


Posted: 04 Feb 2010 12:49 AM PST
Tila Tequila is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but no one ever accused her of being smart, now have they?
Apparently, Tila said she was sent protection in the form of bodyguards from fiancee Casey Johnson.
Weird enough yet? Keep reading…

Tila Tequila's Bodyguard Exposes Her Lies

Those are her “bodyguards” sent from Casey. She tweeted, “This is the FIRST TIME I am smiling & happy again because I know in my heart that my baby ANGEL CASEY did this for me! She sent me protection!”
We’ve received an exclusive press release from the bodyguard company and they’re calling Tila out on her BS, and it’s beautiful.
The press release comes from TheBodyguardgroup.com, who are denying saying negative comments about Paris Hilton and her ilk, along with being hired by Tila, fathering her baby and her self-medicating habits.
Oh snap, it’s on now!
Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.
Upon arrival, Tila told the bodyguard company that she was broke, so they offered their services for free. They carted her midget self to a high-end pawn shop so she could sell her rings and watches.
We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.
CZ, all the way baby!
And it gets better. She lied to the bodyguards on duty, telling them no paparazzi would be hounding them. Yet, there they were waiting like she’d called them from the car. Surprised? Wait, there’s more:
We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.
I’m dying here. I seriously hope this mental midget falls by the wayside so that we can all focus on more pressing matters. Like Haiti.
source: [#tilaresistance]
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 10:00 PM PST

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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 04:57 PM PST
Lindsay Lohan is on “The Insider” tomorrow night with Niecy Nash and she has revealed that she is a secret celebrity hoarder.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Hoarder - Video

In the wake of the tragedy in Haiti, Lindsay urged people to pick up her Fame leggings from her 6126 line and she would donate 100% of the proceeds to Haiti relief. When what she really needs to do is unload all of those freaking shoes.


Maybe Jessica Simpson could use a few pair for her Soles4Souls campaign? Seriously, this girl has more crap than God and she wants our money? Nope, don’t think so!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 04:09 PM PST
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi received a makeover courtesy of “Inside Edition” and tomorrow night’s episode of “Jersey Shore”, she will debut her new look. But we have photos from the shoot right here.

Snooki Reveals New Look - Photos

That was the poofy-haired, over-tanned guidette as you know her. Below, her makeover, which she said made her feel like her grandmother.

Snooki Reveals New Look - Photos

Which Snooki do you like best? The one with the hairstyle that Amy Winehouse would love? Or the one that looks classy enough to bring home to meet the parents?

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source: Snooki’s TASTEFUL Makeover On ‘Inside Edition’: See The AFTER Photos (POLL) - [huffington post]
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 03:20 PM PST
Viewers are invited to take an up-close and personal look inside the family history of some of today’s most beloved and iconic celebrities with NBC’s “Who Do You Think You Are?
Seven celebrities embark on the journeys of their lives–the quest to discover the genealogical roots of who they are.


Starring in the new alternative series are Matthew Broderick, Lisa Kudrow, Spike Lee, Sarah Jessica Parker, Susan Sarandon, Brooke Shields and Emmitt Smith. Ancestry.com is NBC’s official partner on the series.
From Executive Producer Lisa Kudrow (”Friends,” “The Comeback”) — in conjunction with her production company Is or Isn’t Entertainment and the U.K.’s Wall to Wall productions, “Who Do You Think You Are?” is an adaptation of the award-winning hit British television documentary series.
The seven-episode program will lead celebrities on a journey of self-discovery as they unearth their family trees that reveal surprising, inspiring and even tragic stories that are often linked to crucial events in American history.
Series premiere: March 5th, 8/7c
Are you going to watch?
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 01:59 PM PST
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Weekly Roundup of Los Angeles foodie and fashion events + where to catch a glimpse of your favorite celebs!
Food and Culture
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Cheer on your favorite team with Sprinkles Super Bowl Cupcakes! You get six vanilla and six red velvet for $46. Order online for pick up on February 6th and 7th.  When: Super Bowl Sunday, February 7th, 2010 Where: Beverly Hills Sprinkles
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There are only two more days left to take advantage of DineLA’s amazing prix fixe deals. Enjoy dinner at LA dining hot spots like Fogo de Chao, Katsuya, Mr. Chow Beverly Hills, and Spago for  $44 or less. When: February 3-5, 2010 Where: DineLA Restaurant List
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This is the last weekend to see the International Sensation, STOMP, at the Pantages Theatre. One of Entertainment Weekly’s 50 greatest productions since 1983, STOMP’s return also brings new surprises, with some sections of the show now updated and restructured. Why not spend a family Saturday at the theatre? When: February 3-7. 2010. See Ticketmaster for show times. Where: Pantages Theatre, Hollywood CA

Fashion and Celebrities
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It’s that time of year again: Barney’s Warehouse Sale! 50-75% off regular priced clothes, shoes, accessories, and more. When: February 4-15, 2010 Where: Los Angeles Convention Center
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Join George Lopez and Celebrity Friends for a Special Benefit to Help Haiti. Celebrity Guests include: Eva Longoria Parker, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cypress Hill and many more. Performances by George Lopez, Cedric the Entertainer, Ray Romano, and Ozzy Osbourne. 100% of proceeds go to Haitian Relief.  When: February 4, 2010 at 7:30pm Buy tickets at Ticketmaster. Where: Nokia Theatre LA Live
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On February 8, celebrate with one of your favorite Beatles as he receives his “Star” on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Who: Ringo Starr When:  February 8, 2010 at 7:30pm. Where: Outside of the Capitol Records Building, Hollywood CA
Movie Premieres:
Valentine’s Day Starring: Everyone! Head over to Grauman’s  on Monday to catch a glimpse of Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Jamie Foxx, Shirley MacLaine, Queen Latifah, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Jessica Biel, George Lopez, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Patrick Dempsey, Emma Roberts, Bradley Copper, Eric Dane, Carter Jenkins, Kathy Bates, and Hector Elizondo. This is definitely going to be one star packed premiere! When: February 8, 2010 at 6:30pm Where: Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
Wolfman Starring: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkin, and Emily Blunt. When: February 9, 2010 at 6:30pm Where: Arclight Cinema Hollywood
In the know about what's happening in Los Angeles? E-mail me at ashleyetorres@gmail[dot]com with press info and event information.
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 11:45 AM PST
“Twilight” actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model Kellan Lutz has been chosen as the face of Calvin Klein’s new “X” underwear line.

Kellan Lutz Calvin Klein Underwear - Photos

A source previously said, “The executives have a plan to model the ads very similarly after the famous Mark Wahlberg campaign in the 90’s. They want to recreate the look of the hugely successful ads, and who is better than Kellan Lutz to fill out those little underwear?”
How did they do?

Kellan Lutz Calvin Klein Underwear - Photos

Below, the other guys who stripped down to their tightie whities, Eggs from True Blood, Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese footballer Hidetoshi Nakata.

Kellan Lutz Calvin Klein Underwear - Photos

Who rocks the undies better? Marky Mark from the 90’s, Kellan Lutz, Eggs, Fernando or Hideoshi?
source: X Does Not Mark The Spot - [dlisted]
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 11:13 AM PST
Gerard Butler is a total clown. While filming “Gamer”, the actor pulled down his pants and showed the crew his butt.

Gerard Butler Shows His Butt - Photos

You can see in this bonus extra feature in the movie that he’s definitely a fan of on-set shenanigans. The faces that are temporarily tattooed on his cheeks are Brian Taylor and Mark Neveldine, the Directors of the “Crank” movies.
Ladies, stick your tongues back in your mouths and follow me after the jump for the uncensored version, along with some lovely thumbnail photos.


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source: Gerard Butler's got tattoos of faces on his booty - [tabloid prodigy]
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 09:41 AM PST
Peter Andre broke down in tears during a live interview today when quizzed about Katie Price’s new husband Alex Reid.

Peter Andre Breaks Down Over Katie Price's Marriage

The Australian singer was overcome with emotion when probed about the role the cage-fighter would play in his children’s lives.


He asked to cut the segment short as he struggled to hold back tears, declaring: ‘Nobody is going to take my kids away from me.’
Andre, 36, was on the program to promote his new Valentine’s Day album, Unconditional Love Songs. But it of course coincided with news his ex-wife had remarried in a Las Vegas ceremony overnight.
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 09:03 AM PST
As if the nuttery of Bikini Girl last season wasn't enough. This year we are graced with the presence of fame seeking Bikini Boy courtesy of “American Idol.”
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I thought we were over this shiz, but apparently not. With Victoria Beckham sitting at the judges table with her hair pulled so tight into a bun that it gave her a face lift, Bikini Boy made his debut.
Ty Hemmerling was brave (or crazy) enough to squeeze into a bikini and perform Billy Ray Cyrus' one hit wonder, "Achy Breaky Heart." Before he even finished the first line of the song the judges, led by Simon Cowell, walked out. Bikini Boy stood alone for a few minutes asking if he could get a hug and if the judges were joking and going to come back.
They didn't. I hope you enjoyed your 54 seconds of fame.
Video Via: Yahoo


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