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• Jesus Luz Isn’t Packin’ - Photo
• Tori Spelling Shows Off The Naked Bootie For Her Kids - Photo
• Wired Exclusive: Mel Gibson’s Daughter, Carmel Sloane Filing For DNA Test
• Wired Gossip Rag (01.21.10)
• The Runaways & Welcome to the Riley’s At Sundance
• Heidi Montag Sells 658 Copies Of ‘Superficial’
• David Beckham Molested – Not by Tom Cruise
• Jon Cryer’s Hit-Man - Someone is Trying to Kill Duckie!

Jesus Luz Isn’t Packin’ - Photo Posted: 21 Jan 2010 09:07 PM PST Poor Madonna. When she and Jesus Luz were unveiled as a couple, “W” magazine showed off Madge’s wrinkles, while boyfriend Jesus showed his junk. That was back in September 2009. But we didn’t get to see exactly what Jesus was packin’ (or not)….That is, until today. Wanna see? Follow me, after the jump! At least he’s insanely hot. It’s just too bad for him (and her) that he looks as if he got out of a cold shower. Meanwhile, she looks very graceful scary for her age. source: Jesus Luz’s Penis - Photo - [gone hollywood]

Tori Spelling Shows Off The Naked Bootie For Her Kids - Photo Posted: 21 Jan 2010 07:46 PM PST We’ve just got our grubby little hands on this newly released photo of Tori Spelling with her children, Liam and Stella. They may not be of age yet to be grossed out by these pics, but we are. You can see Tori cheesin’ for the cameras, while her kids brush their teeth. If you look closely, you’ll notice that one of the photos shows some boobage and a pregnant belly, while the other appears to be a full moon. Tori is a classy mom. Sure, she has gazillions of dollars from pimping herself out on reality television, but not one ounce of class. source: Tori Spelling Nude Photos Where Her Kids Can View - [gone hollywood]

Wired Exclusive: Mel Gibson’s Daughter, Carmel Sloane Filing For DNA Test Posted: 21 Jan 2010 06:09 PM PST As the world continues to turn in actor Mel Gibson’s life, across the world it has been at a complete stand still for 30 years. Carmel Sloane, who believes she is the eldest daughter of Mel Gibson, has been desperately trying to reach out and get Mel to give up some DNA for testing. With her dream of knowing her real father in hand, she’s now making her way to a court room to file a paternity action against the actor. Since Carmel was just a child, her mother told her about the story of how she met her father. How she was hitchhiking one day, how a young, handsome man stopped and gave her more than just a ride in his beat up wagon. The two shared a passionate romp in the back seat, while parked on the side of the road. When Carmel’s mom reached her destination, she asked the soon to be famous Mel Gibson how she could get in touch with him again. Mel responded with, “I’ll be a big movie star one day.” Nine months later, Carmel was born in Australia. She spent her youth longing for a father, now she simply wants closure. Mel Gibson, once thought of as the holy devout Catholic family man, has had many years of infidelity. That clearly shows his promiscuous ways. Along with his anti-semitic rants, it doesn’t surprise me that he considered ‘giving her a ride’ to mean much more than just a drive. Ironically, Mel Gibson is set to release his new film, Edge of Darkness on January 29th. In the film Gibson plays a homicide detective Thomas Craven, who while he investigates the death of his activist daughter, he uncovers not only her secret life, but a corporate cover-up and government collusion that attracts an agent (Winstone) tasked with cleaning up the evidence.

Wired Gossip Rag (01.21.10) Posted: 21 Jan 2010 05:01 PM PST As we’ve already reported, according to Soundscan, Heidi Montag’s new album, Superficial, debuted with only 658 copies sold last week. Allie sat down with Heidi’s Superficial CD to get the scoop.

The Runaways & Welcome to the Riley’s At Sundance Posted: 21 Jan 2010 12:40 PM PST The Sundance Film Festival gets underway today and featured there is Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning’s biopic, “The Runaways”. That movie is said to be one of the biggest attractions at the festival this year. Beginning on Sunday, January 24th, “The Runaways” will be screening at the Eccles Theater. Also playing, but on the 23rd, is Kristen’s hooker movie, “Welcome To The Riley’s”. Check out a new clip for the film, showing James Gandolfini’s character upset at Kristen for cussing like a sailor: The Sundance Film Festival wraps up on January 31, 2010. source: 2010 Sundance Film Festival: Poised for Launch - [gossip center]

Heidi Montag Sells 658 Copies Of ‘Superficial’ Posted: 21 Jan 2010 10:33 AM PST Heidi Montag is really trying so hard to recoup the couple of million dollars that she plunked down for her debut album, “Superficial”. She said that she basically went broke making this album, after investing all of her money in it. According to Neilsen Soundscan, the poptard only sold 658 copies of her smash debut. Lovely. Well, it’s good to know that there are 658 idiots on the planet. We should have those fools bar-coded so that we can identify them. According to Us Weekly: This is likely upsetting news for the reality star, who told Entertainment Weekly last week that she went broke making Superficial but thought that “within the first week, we will definitely make our money back.” Yes, please hold your breathe waiting for that to happen. source: Heidi Montag Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies - [us weekly]

David Beckham Molested – Not by Tom Cruise Posted: 21 Jan 2010 10:26 AM PST David Beckham and his golden balls were molested while doing an interview. Some crazed, albeit brave, talk show host donned rubber gloves and grabbed Beckham by the bulge. The gag was to see if his manhood had been digitally altered for his infamous Armani underwear ad. “Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said. Moments later she was caught on camera making her swoop. Gleefully beaming at the video camera and flashing her gloves, Di Cioccio slid her hands down Becks’ body and groped football’s most famous package." The prankster was stopped after the first grope by David's security team as he was then whisked away in a black car. He wasn't exactly thrilled with being man-handled. The joke failed to make him giggle. “David was not at all pleased with this stunt. He didn’t know what was going on and luckily the security team stepped in and stopped her having another go.” Insiders at Le Iene said: “It was just a joke and we hope that Beckham took it in the spirit it was meant.” I am eager to hear what Vicky had to say about the how's-your-father. I can't judge. I would probably do the same thing given a chance. Of course, I too would wear rubber gloves and have the courtesy to buy him a steak dinner first. [Click Thumbnails for a Larger Image] [Metro]

Jon Cryer’s Hit-Man - Someone is Trying to Kill Duckie! Posted: 21 Jan 2010 09:01 AM PST I think someone might have tapped into the Charlie-Sheen-Crazies-Keg a little too much! Sheen’s tv co-star, Jon Cryer, reportedly fears a hitman is after him and that worst of all, he thinks its his ex-wife who is behind the plot. Cryer has been embroiled in a bitter custody fight with his ex, Sarah Trigger, for some time now, and things have gotten so nasty that he believes she hired a hit man to snuff him out! Trigger was arrested child neglect in May of 2009. The most recent episode of his tv show “Two and a Half Men” was filmed without a studio audience present after he received a “significant” threat - a menacing phone call - while on the set of his show. Must have been quite the war or words, because now the FBI is investigating. Sources tell us the FBI has been on the case for a week. As far as we know the agency has no suspects. The FBI declined comment. This weeks show will also be taped without audience members, but sources also told TMZ it’s for creative reasons, not safety. Cryer’s ex told the FBI that she was not aware of any threat against him since he first reported it last week. He has apparently said that the threat has eased lately and he feels more secure now. What sane person wants to take out Duckie?!? [TMZ]

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