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• Car Kabob Fail & The Hot Links!
• Ali Lohan Models Skimpy Dress for Lindsay’s Clothing Line
• Kim Zolciak Got Her Nipples Moved
• Demi Moore Tweets Photo with Ashton
• Lady Gaga Can’t Spell?
• Danielle Staub Debuts ‘Real Close’ on Maury Povich (Video)
• Lindsay Lohan Jealous of Samantha Ronson’s Richie Bachelorette Party Invite
• John Goodman Joins Cast of ‘Red State’
• First Photo: Fox Unveils New ‘American Idol’ Judges
• Paris Hilton Banned Entry In Japan
• Open Letter to Heidi and Spencer.

Car Kabob Fail & The Hot Links! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 11:00 PM PDT Sleepy Driver Causes Car Kabob - Tabloid Prodigy Jodie Foster Defends Mel Gibson - City Rag Lindsay Lohan Can Pop Balloons For $50K - IDLYITW Jon Stewart Will Never Be Mayor - Daily Fill Jared Leto Looks Like A Girl - OMG Blog Cheryl Cole Calls Derek Hough Sweet - Holy Moly Who Did Jennifer Lopez’s Hideous Hair?!?? - Popbytes Jon Hamm Says Reality Stars Have Zero Dignity - Amy Grindhouse So The Chubby One Has A Huge Wang - The Superficial Kim Kardashian Busts Out Of Her Oktoberfest Outfit - ICYDK Anna Kournikova, Is That A Baby Bump? - Why Fame Check Out Shakira’s Sexy Abs - Hollywood Life Holly Madison Strips Down For UFC Magazine - F-Listed Jensen Ackles Likes His Character Tougher - Wonderwall Brad Womack: The Bachelor 2.0 - Celebrity Smack Make #MorningRegrets Trend On Twitter - College Candy UK Schools Attempt To Ban Distracting Skirts - Zelda Lily Bethenny Frankel Wants To Meet You - Betty Confidential Adriana Lima On The Beach Of The Day - Drunken Stepfather Russell Brand Slept With Kate Moss Before Katy Perry - Anything Hollywood Heidi Montag Flashes Her Crotch For Attention - Gone Hollywood

Ali Lohan Models Skimpy Dress for Lindsay’s Clothing Line Posted: 22 Sep 2010 10:47 PM PDT Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister, Ali Lohan, stars in a racy new ad campaign for 6126’s spring/summer 2011 collection. The 16-year-old dons a cleavage-baring coral dress and a skimpy lace number. Inspired by Marilyn Monroe, the line “salutes modern women who understand that confidence can be bewitching and classic sophistication is always in vogue.” She looks completely uncomfortable and unnatural in these shots.

Kim Zolciak Got Her Nipples Moved Posted: 22 Sep 2010 10:28 PM PDT Kim Zolciak talked about her recent boob job correction in the new issue of In Touch. “I had my nipple moved up half an inch, so my boobs were lifted without having a scar from the nipple to underneath the breast.” A week later she went to the Bahamas and tore her nipple stitches on a water slide. “I felt a sharp pain in my left breast but didn’t realize how serious it was until the bandages came off and there was a tear around my nipple,” Kim says. She went back to the doctor to get it sewn back on. Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight? Speaking of her wig line, this is what I found on her website: “As you know I have been working on my own Wig Line! My line will be launching soon but for right now you can get a wig by special order.” If you want to special order a wig please contact: sweetiehughes@yahoo.com Danielle Staub has also gone public about her boob job revision, allowing cameras to follow her into the doctor’s office.

Demi Moore Tweets Photo with Ashton Posted: 22 Sep 2010 06:39 PM PDT Demi Moore posted this photo of herself on Twitter, with Ashton Kutcher hanging out in the background, while he was visiting her on the set of her new movie. “Just hanging in my trailer in between shots on “The Reasonable Bunch” with hubby!” With tabloid allegations circulating that Kutcher, 32, cheated on Moore, 47, the couple are presenting a united front. However, a source told People, “the couple are ‘angry’ about the rumors and have instructed loved ones not to inquire: ‘Kind of a don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy.” Read about Ashton’s cheating ways - and see a pic his “mistress” - HERE!

Lady Gaga Can’t Spell? Posted: 22 Sep 2010 05:52 PM PDT Lady Gaga ran into a Politico reporter at a restaurant in the East Village. She signed a copy of the paper “Repeal DADT,” but—wait—what is the word preceding those ones? That doesn’t say “Cenate,” does it? After some long, hard staring and a brief office poll, we think Gaga was trying to write “Senate,” but somehow (laziness? exhaustion? ignorance?) ended up with “Cenate.” What do you think? source: What Did Lady Gaga Write on This Newspaper? [Gawker]

Danielle Staub Debuts ‘Real Close’ on Maury Povich (Video) Posted: 22 Sep 2010 12:29 PM PDT Airing tomorrow, the preview for Danielle Staub and Lori Michaels “Real Close” (Pop remix) on a Maury Povich special episode has been released. Well isn’t this just laughable! Taking a breather from the baby daddy drama, veteran TV host Maury Povich is enlisting the help of a few "Housewives" with another pastime of the longstanding talk show: makeovers. In the episode, to air Thursday, Danielle Staub (”Real Housewives of New Jersey”), Ramona Singer (”Real Housewives of New York City”) and NeNe Leakes (”Real Housewives of Atlanta”) will help transform a few disheveled "real" housewives into moms worthy of being followed around by cameras. Hmm. Images of knee-high boots with broken heels, age-inappropriate skirts and revealing tops are dancing in our heads. Show Trackers, do you think these were the right "Housewives" to help with the makeovers?

Lindsay Lohan Jealous of Samantha Ronson’s Richie Bachelorette Party Invite Posted: 22 Sep 2010 12:21 PM PDT While ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was enjoying some fun in the sun at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in Cabo, Lindsay Lohan was throwing an epic hissy fit trying to figure out who Sam was with. Lindsay went insane trying to find out who Sam was partying with down there because she doesn’t have permission to leave the country. I would be remiss if I also didn’t mention that her invite was “lost in the mail”. Ha. Just kidding, she wasn’t invited at all. Kikster reports: “It was really annoying Nicole that Lindsay kept trying to track down Sam during her bachelorette party.” explains the kikster source that attended the event. She continued, ” Both Nicole and Christina Aguilera told Sam to stay away from Lindsay. They told her forget about Lindsay and her drama and just have a nice weekend.” I’m dying laughing here. Poor Lindsay. First jail and now everyone’s trying to keep the love of her life away from her. All together now…Awwwwwwwwwww.

John Goodman Joins Cast of ‘Red State’ Posted: 22 Sep 2010 10:34 AM PDT Not too long ago, director Kevin Smith announced that he had finally obtained backing on the film, titled Red State, and that it would be happening soon. Since then, casting has been going on with multiple names added. Today, another actor joined the film, and that actor is John Goodman. The movie is said to be incredibly dark, being based loosely on Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps and his extremist views on pretty much everything, including homosexuality. Not much is known about the plot, but that it will extract a hate-filled religious figure such as Phelps and implant him into a horror movie. If you Google Fred Phelps, you can read all about what he does and what his family and church stand for. You're almost guaranteed to be infuriated. You can also see how much he looks like that creepy dude from Poltergeist II. Goodman joins what's looking like an impressive cast, especially in the part inspired by the monster himself, Phelps. That role will be filled by Michael Parks, who is perhaps best known for his great-but-albeit-short work in Kill Bill Volume 1 as the Sheriff, and his even greater-yet-still-short work in Kill Bill Volume 2 as Bill's father figure, Esteban Also previously cast Kyle Gallner (Jennifer's Body, A Nightmare on Elm Street), Michael Angarano (Almost Famous, The Forbidden Kingdom), Anna Gunn (Deadwood, Breaking Bad), Nicholas Braun (Sky High), and the great Stephen Root (Office Space, True Blood). Anything John Goodman touches is gold to me. Red State is filming right now, and will likely be released at some point in 2011.

First Photo: Fox Unveils New ‘American Idol’ Judges Posted: 22 Sep 2010 10:01 AM PDT Fox has unveiled the official lineup of “American Idol” judges for season ten of the talent competition. After Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres jumped ship, Kara DioGuardi was canned and that left the original Dawg, Randy Jackson. Today, in a live press conference that was experiencing some annoying sound problems, it was revealed that the new judging panel would consist of Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Aerosmith rocker, Steven Tyler. Are you surprised by their choices? I’m more surprised that the sound was cut off of their live feed from UStream. Who would you liked to have seen sitting at the judges table this season? I mean, besides Paula Abdul? Will this be the last year for “Idol”??? What do you think???

Paris Hilton Banned Entry In Japan Posted: 22 Sep 2010 08:21 AM PDT Remember yesterday when we reported that Paris Hilton was detained in Japan for her cocaine bust?!? Well, they sent her butt packin’ - right back to the States! Ha! It really doesn’t get any better than this, does it? Oh wait. That means she’s our problem again, doesn’t it? Paris had set out to unveil her new 2010 Fall/Winter collection, starting in Tokyo, but obviously her plans have been derailed. Thanks cocaine! Frontier Media reports: Paris Hilton is taking an Asian tour this week to visit some of her 7 Asian Paris Hilton stores and unveil her 2010 Fall/Winter collection. The collection includes handbags, watches and her new fragrance 'Tease'. Paris Hilton will hold fashion shows and press conferences in Tokyo, Kuala Lumpur and Jakarta. She is also expected to visit her existing stores in Malaysia and to the official Grand Opening of her latest store in Jakarta, Indonesia. Paris Hilton will meet with fans and hold business meetings to support her popular fashion lines. Paris Hilton fashions have been retailing in Asia for more than 3 years. Authorities in Japan, however, have had enough of her crap. Immigration officials gave Paris the royal boot and have denied her entry over that whole coke possession charge. Her rep said, “Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years." Oh, boo hoo. Paris also took to her Twitter to say, “About to take off. Going home now. So dissappointed to miss my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo” I still can’t believe she’s our problem again. Why does Japan hate us so much? source: Japan to Paris Hilton: Sayonara - [tmz]

Open Letter to Heidi and Spencer. Posted: 22 Sep 2010 06:14 AM PDT Recently, self promoting losers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been doing anything and everything they can to garner some attention and to become “celebrities”. I am aghast at how two parasitic beings can be so, well, parasitic. From their recent fake break-up / make-up drama, to Spencer posting a “humorous” YouTube video documenting the shaving of his nasty face pubes. I find it interesting that the Ken and Barbie of “The Hills” have the intelligence quotient to match their beloved plastic counterparts. While I am in fact excited by the prospect of genetic modification and cloning technologies and the wonderful things that can be accomplished with such tech, these two numb-nuts are undeniable proof that this science is still in its infancy stage (Much like Speidi are). So in retaliation, I have taken it upon myself dear readers to write an open letter to the gruesome twosome on your behalves as well as my own. Please feel free to sign the letter yourself in the comments section below! Dear F*ing douchebags, Why the hell are you two desperate, pathetic little ‘prats‘ still humiliating yourselves for attention? NO ONE gives a turd about either of you. Mostly, we all just wish you both a horrible death and dismemberment. The fact that neither of you has accepted your status’ as dual colossal failures in life is perplexing, if not alarming. In fact, I believe that the two of you need immediate psychiatric attention. I hear Dr. Drew is casting a for a new season of “Has-beens, never-was’s, and douchebags”. I’m sure he’d cast the two of you as the latter. So in closing, get your stagnant, irrelevant arse’s off my internet, and go F*** yourselves. Thank you. Sincerely, Renna and your legions of haters worldwide Please dear readers, feel free to show them your “love” on twitter. @spencerpratt, @heidimontag. Source: Spencer Pratt Is Finally Shaving His Beard - Photo [Allie is Wired]

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