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Geico Caveman & The Hot Links!

Posted: 17 Jun 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Geico Caveman & The Hot Links!

Geico Caveman Or Jesus? - City Rag

Gary Coleman Cremated - Pop Eater

What’s John Edwards Been Doing? - Betty Confidential

Amy Winehouse Takes Her Boobs For A Walk - Celebrity Smack

Miley Cyrus & Her Poncho Do Letterman - Amy Grindhouse

Emmy Rossum Hates HD T&A - Celeb News Wire

Tom Cruise Pretends To Be Tall - Tabloid Prodigy

Renee Zellweger Scares Us To Death - Drunken Stepfather

OMG, WTF: Snoop Dogg’s ‘Oh Sookie’ - OMG Blog

Jennifer Garner Is Still Bumpin’ It - ICYDK

Hot In Cleveland‘ Debut Sizzles In Ratings - Wonderwall

Beer Pong Gets Serious - College Candy

Little Orphan Annie Is A Republican? - Zelda Lily

Audrina Patridge Exercises Her The Wonks - The Superficial

Lily Allen Has A Temper Tantrum - Holy Moly

Megan Fox Is Smokin’ - Popbytes

Ozzy Osbourne Donates Genome To Science - F-Listed

Jon Gosselin Is Still A Leech - Hollywood Life

Snooki Is On A Cookie Diet - Anything Hollywood

Lady Gaga Is Now A Sex Doll - Gone Hollywood



Perez Hilton - ‘Douche-bag of ALL Media!’

Posted: 17 Jun 2010 05:00 PM PDT

Earlier this week, celeb gossip monger Perez Hilton AKA Mario Lavandeira AKA asshat, posted a photo of pint-sized pop sensation Miley Cyrus from his twitter account that was…kinda….well….ILLEGAL!

What a DOUCHEFACE!

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen! I am sooooooo relishing this! I hate that guy. There was never a more fake person in ALL of Hollyweird.

Seriously! First you rag on all the celebrities, then ‘befriend’ them…then RAG on them even MORE??? WTF is that about? Perez, you are LOWER than low.

Now you think you’re a celebrity yourself? WELL, guess what buddy, that gives the rest of us all the ammo we need to CRUCIFY your butt! And don’t for ONE second think that the rest of us bloggers won’t relish this immensely. You are hated dude. BIG TIME!

The photo in question, was one that full on showed poor Miss Miley commando’d groin region. It was so distasteful that there has been talk of arresting the douchebag on child pornography charges as Cyrus is only 17 years old.

Perez posted a video to try and defend himself…


Oh, please! Whatever dude! “Do you think I’m stupid enough to post a photo of Miley with no underwear down there?” Actually, YEAH, I do. And you have most certainly proven yourself to be that kind of a jerkoff that would.

HAHAHA! I’m laughing because poor piggy is starting to lose advertisers. ABC Daytime pulled their ads from his site, and I am certain that it’s only a matter of time before his ‘empire’ crumbles into the ground.

I CAN NOT WAIT!

Source: Perez starting to lose ads over Miley flap [Today]

Katy Perry Misrepresents Gummi Bears In ‘California Gurls’ Video

Posted: 17 Jun 2010 03:30 PM PDT

If you haven’t seen Katy Perry’s new video for her hot summer jam, “California Gurls”, then you’re missing out on the candyland goodness. Yes, I never thought I would say that, maybe I’m turning over a new leaf here. WAIT… I hate Katy’s music….moving on…

Katy Perry Misrepresents Gummi Bears In 'California Gurls' Video

You could get a sweet tooth watching this stuff, with references to CandyLand and all things which would make Willy Wonka proud. So who wasn’t impressed by Katy’s sweet video? The makers of Gummi Bears, that’s who.

In the video (below), the Gummi Bears are animated and flipping her off. That’s not something that Gummi Bears would do, so says Trolli Gummi bears manager John Leonardo. He said, “Those are definitely not Trolli Gummi Bears in the video because Trolli Gummi Bears would never be that rude. Trolli bears would extend their chubby little arms and give Katy a big old bear hug and whisper, ‘Everything is going to be alright.’”


Who makes the Gummi Bears that wanna rip someone’s throat out for putting on a lavender wig and making a video that has nothing to do with anything. That’s the guy whose hand I’d like to shake.

Are you digging this bubble gum pop? What did you think of Snoop Dogg’s cameo? Love it or hate it??

source: Gummi Bears In Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Are Misrepresented, Manufacturer Says - [mtv]

Speidi Fail To Sell Fake Cheating Story For $100,000

Posted: 17 Jun 2010 12:15 PM PDT

We all knew that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would sell their families down the river to make a quick buck, so pretty much anything that comes out of their mouths at this point is just pure and utter fakeness.

Speidi Fail To Sell Fake Cheating Story For $100,000

Seriously, either of these two could tell me that the grass is green and I would have to verify it before taking their word. They’re calculating liars, but they’re just not good at it anymore.

Case in point. Heidi is trying to push her new reality show with Jennifer Bunney. So, she makes up the story that she and Spencer are on the outs, to make way for the premise of the nitwit show they’re forcing on people. Oh yeah, and she cheated on Spencer with his bodyguard buddy, Cougar Zank. Uh huh.

Snitches have already busted these two morons for all of their lies, but still, they think we’re buying it. Rumor has it that they tried to cash out on their fake cheating story, to the tune of $100,000.

A spy said, “Heidi and Spencer are trying to play out a fake reality show in the press and get paid along the way. They’ve been approaching magazines and Web sites to buy the fake story of Zank having an affair with Heidi. They’ve been asking for $100,000. But no one is interested as they don’t sell magazines.”

I must meet these people who have finally denied these idiots and shake their hands.

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source: Speidi’s false reality - [ny post]

Cops Called On Dina Lohan Over Ice Cream

Posted: 17 Jun 2010 11:10 AM PDT

Some unimpressed worker at Carvel Ice Cream was steadfast in not allowing Dina Lohan to use Ali’s black card to get ice cream on Wednesday.

Cops Called On Dina Lohan Over Ice Cream

When she presented the cashier with her card for free ice cream, the guy asked her for ID. This set Dina into a “Don’t you know who I am?!??” frenzy because he denied her ice cream and even called the cops.

Of course, she makes it out to sound like she presented the card, got declined and the cashier called the cops right then. The part that she left out was the major hissy fit that she probably threw, in between.

RadarOnline reports:

"The shop assistant said, 'Do you have I.D.?'" Dina said. "Next minute he he grabbed my arm and took my card and held it hostage and wouldn't give me the cake! This guy was crazy!"

However, her mistake was: she picked up 16-year-old daughter Ali's card. “I didn’t think it be a problem,” Dina said. "I couldn't believe this guy… it's a family card, it just didn't have my name on it.

“Next minute, four cop cars showed up, there's a police helicopter over head and this guy makes it seem to the cops that I'm trying to use a stolen credit card — and for what? Over a free ice cream?!"

I’m having a hard time believing that she warranted four cop cars and a helicopter for what she said happened. What is she trying to cover up here?

No matter, according to her, she’s going to have the last laugh in this situation. She added, “Just wait until Lindsay and Ali hear about this. When Ali gets back, I'm going to bring her in everyday to this store — and you can print that!"

I’m sure they’re running scared now!

Update: Carvel has issued a statement and have cut off the Lohans from their Black Card privileges:

As part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.

Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay and Ali's names only, their extended family has repeatedly used the card without either present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.

This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity's name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly.

-Ashley Swann, Carvel Public Relations Manager

HAHAHAHAHA! I love it. Dina isn’t seen as the celebrity she thinks she is! Mwuahaha!

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source: EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: Cops Called On Dina Lohan At Ice Cream Store - [radar online]



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