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Splitney Up Close & The Hot Links!

Posted: 04 Jun 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Splitney Up Close & The Hot Links!

Splitney Up Close & Personal - City Rag

Gary Coleman’s Funeral Canceled - Pop Eater

Doug Reinhardt Looks About Right - The Superficial

LeAnn Rimes Says Husband Stealing Is Selfish - Amy Grindhouse

Mel B. Shows Off Her Jacked Body - Drunken Stepfather

Eat Pray Love‘: I Might See It - Popbytes

Cheryl Cole & Derek Hough Dating? - Celebrity Smack

Being Screwed By Scarlett Johansson Is Bad? - Celeb News Wire

Kim Kardashian Wants The Biggest Butt - ICYDK

Tressa Middleton Now Wants Visitation - Zelda Lily

Bethenny Frankel Lost A Lot Of Weight & Fast! - College Candy

OMG, He’s Single: Mark-Paul Gosselaar - OMG Blog

Charlize Theron & Ryan Gosling Are Dating - Anything Hollywood

Charlie Sheen Asked Theater About Work - Wonderwall

Orlando Bloom Is Dyslexic - Why Fame

Steal Amanda Seyfried’s Style - Betty Confidential

Lady Gaga’s Little Monsters Do ‘Telephone’ - Hollywood Life

Ke$ha Looks Better In A Mask - Gone Hollywood



Khloe Kardashian: I’m NOT Pregnant, Just Fat

Posted: 04 Jun 2010 12:45 PM PDT

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The news that Khloe Kardashian might be pregnant spread across the net a few days ago and the world cringed at thought of giving birth to a baby Kong.

Khloe's rumored pregnancy didn't come from a paying tabloid and didn't feature her pointing to her belly and giving a thumbs up so I doubted the validity of the claims. Turns out, my doubts were right. Kris Kardashian confirmed that her daughter's womb is vacant and there will be no baby photo payday Khloe offspring in 9 months.

“If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not — unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”

Khloe, being an elegant and dainty flower, also added confirmation:

“No, I’m just fat.”

Never one to miss an opportunity, another Kardashian grabbed the Entertainment Tonight mic and spouted this oddity:

“She’s not pregnant. I live with those two, and I would know if she was pregnant.”

Yes, Khloe is the best QuickTrim spokeswoman ever.

[Entertainment Tonight]

Paris Hilton Fugs Up Egypt - Photos

Posted: 04 Jun 2010 06:49 AM PDT

Paris Hilton is infecting Egypt with her giant feet and ugly poses. At least her dress is cute, right?

Paris Hilton Fugs Up Egypt - Photos

The heiress and airhead posed for photos in front of the Great Pyramid of Giza with what could possibly be some snappers she hired. I don’t really think she has as much draw as she used to, so I would fathom it’s not cost-efficient for tabloids to be tracking her down all over the world.

Paris tweeted that someone’s trying to sell tickets to a nightclub featuring her, but not to be fooled. She said, “I just heard from my friend who lives here that this night club in Cairo called Tamorai is Falsely advertising that I’m throwing a party there tonight. And on top of that charging thousands of dollars to get in. Just to let you know I am Not there and have No plans on going there. I am exhausted from such a long day of exploring Egpyt and one of the Wonders of the World. :)”

What really surprises me about this trip is that she didn’t ask to get on top of the Pyramid and hike up her dress.

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Miley Cyrus’ Lesbian Kiss - Video

Posted: 04 Jun 2010 05:52 AM PDT

Miley Cyrus performed the title track, “Can’t Be Tamed” from her upcoming album and needless to say, it got to be a little too much for the seventeen-year-old singer. She was seen faking a lesbian kiss with one of her dancers during the performance on “Britain’s Got Talent” and it was racy!

Miley Cyrus' Lesbian Kiss - Video

I wouldn’t be the first to say that it’s kind of strange seeing Miley do all of this sexy business, she’s a Disney star AND a teenager. But watching her try (emphasis on “try”) to pull off “sexy” is just so FAIL.

She hunches over way too much in that fake bird-like costume and it just comes off as weird, instead of the intended effect. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself:


And I’m not even going to go into her awful singing…. I just wonder if this supposed fake smooch will generate any complaints like Adam Lambert’s crotch-vision?

What did you think of her performance? Is she just going with the flow? Or is she still trying to push her “sexiness” on us? I’m waiting on Allie to make a “Wired FAIL” category…hehe.



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