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- Kristen Stewart’s Hooker Photos From Welcome To The Riley’s
- The Worst Album Covers Of 2009 - Photos
- 50 Cent’s Nude Sex Scene & The Hot Links!
- The 2010 Grammy Nominations Are In!
- Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene
- Spirit Airlines Mocks Tiger Woods’ Crash - Photo
- Joe Simpson Thinks Everyone Is Jealous Over Jessica & Ashlee
- Lindsay Lohan Hooks Up With John Mayer
- Hayden Panettiere still fighting with Milo Ventimiglia
| Kristen Stewart’s Hooker Photos From Welcome To The Riley’s Posted: 03 Dec 2009 12:16 AM PST Kristen Stewart is really trying to shed the whole Bella Swan image with this new movie, “Welcome To The Riley’s”.  In the flick, she plays a dirty-mouthed 16-year-old hooker named Mallory who turns tricks and strips. She offers Doug Riley (James Gandolfini) some extras in a back room. Instead, he offers her $100 a day to stay with her so that he can sort through his life. She accepts and he calls his wife, Lois, to tell her that he’s not coming home. Having lost their daughter, Emily, Doug tries to change Mallory into her. Lois, a former hermit, drives down to Louisiana to be mortified at the current turn of events. Seeing the similarities between Mallory and Emily, she moves in. This may drive some Twi-hards nuts, considering their precious Bella is turning tricks as an underage hooker. She’s not pining over some sparkly vampire named Edward, she’s offering up the bootie to Doug and any other guy that can fork over the cash. No release date has been set for the movie, as of yet. It will be interesting to see how this conflicts with the forthcoming Twilight movies, though. Stay tuned!    source: Sundance Tries to Hone Its Artsy Edge - [ny times] |
| The Worst Album Covers Of 2009 - Photos Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:02 PM PST This year brought us a lot of good things… Britney Spears released a new song, “3″, Lady Gaga brought us “The Fame Monster”, and Rihanna gave us “Rated R”. In addition, we can also look forward to Alicia Keys’ newest album, “The Element Of Freedom”.  Musical genius aside, here are the album covers of the year that made us want to vomit. 1. Chris Brown - Graffiti  What exactly is going on in this picture? What’s going on with those tight leggings? Got a new weapon to trash your next victim? Tool. 2. Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream  In this day and age, you would think that The Boss would’ve come up with something more clever that involved tight jeans and an American flag, but no, we get this Photoshopped disaster. 3. Cymbals Eat Guitars - Why There Are Mountains  As this boy sits on his bed with his dog, in the middle of a forest with a window coming out of nowhere, is totally beyond us. And there are no mountains. This makes absolutely no sense. Moving on. 4. Ear Pwr - Super Animal Brothers III  Two fat, shirtless men playing with Legos. Need I say more? And the moobs! Oh, the moobs are just disgusting on these two slobs. 5. Fischerspooner - Entertainment  Is this what Adam Lambert will grow into? Some wretched creature with guyliner and a lamp on his head. Stop it now. This is no longer funny. After the jump, for more awfulness! 6. Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown  This looks like some cheap graffiti. Clearly they phoned this one in…or copied someone else. Which could it be? 7. Jello Biafra - The Audacity of Hype  The Audacity Of Hype? Seriously? They had to crap all over Barack Obama’s photo with this garbage? We get it, he’s the devil. Next! 8. Joss Stone - Colour Me Free  Colour her a contortionist! Someone put Joss in a small cell and locked her up. Should you color her out of that pickle? Nope. This is plain terrible. 9. Keith Urban - Defying Gravity  It’s obvious that Keith has something to prove here. Maybe he thinks he can walk on walls since successfully knocking up Nicole Kidman? 10. Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon: The End of Day  And we all thought that Kanye West had a head as big as the moon. We were wrong! We’ll get you some Tylenol for that massive headache you’re going to get when you figure out that your record isn’t going to sell. 11. Mannie Fresh - Return of the Ballin’  Since he’s “ballin’”, you see that he can afford to spell out the year, make, and model of those nice cars in the background. He desperately wants us all to know that he can afford these nice rides. He’s the illest thing around, yo. Too bad no one’s heard of you. 12. MSTRKRFT - Fist Of God  It’s a fist made of butts. How clever. I hope it sounds better than it looks, really. 13. Neil Young - Fork in the Road  “I’ve got candy in the house. Want some?” Creepy. 14. Sum41: All the Good Sh*t: 14 Solid Gold Hits, 2001-2008  Is this all of their good tunes wrapped into a package that looks like it got rejected by Journey? Why yes, yes it is. Kudos to you guys. That’s all I’ve got. What did we leave out? source: The Worst Album Covers of 2009 - [pitchfork] |
| 50 Cent’s Nude Sex Scene & The Hot Links! Posted: 02 Dec 2009 10:00 PM PST  Britney Spears & Lady Gaga Strip Down For ‘Elle’ - Pop Eater Jordan Is A Makeup Monster - Drunken Stepfather Meredith Baxter Comes Out Of The Closet - Anything Hollywood Helen Hunt Is Raw Sexuality - The Superficial Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Midget? - City Rag Joss Stone Just Realized Kanye West Isn’t Cool - Holy Moly Jason Bourne, Please Come Back To Us! - F-Listed Sienna Miller’s Exit Delayed By 20 Minutes - Popbytes Corey Feldman’s Divorce Is Getting Ugly Fast! - Celebrity Smack Emma Watson's Nipple Comes Slytherin Out - Celeb News Wire Tom Brady Knows Something Gisele Doesn’t - ICYDK Gravity Is Not Lady Gaga’s Friend - Litely Salted Kourtney Kardashian Looks Ready To Pop - Pacific Coast News The Hills: Later Losers! - College Candy Scarlett Johansson Is Trying To Look Mysterious - Hollywire Chris Matthews Apologizes For ‘Enemy Camp’ Remark - Wonderwall Martha Stewart Can’t Stop Getting Into Fights - Celebslam For The Ladies: Taylor Lautner - News Toob The Levi Johnston Porno? - OMG! Blog Adam Lambert Is Trying To Sparkle For The Vamps - Hollywood Dame Is Tiger Woods Paying His Wife To Stay? - Gone Hollywood |
| The 2010 Grammy Nominations Are In! Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:48 PM PST It looks like it might be the American Music Awards all over again with Taylor Swift getting eight nominations. But it’s Beyonce who’s taking the crown of having the most nods for next year’s Grammy Awards, with a whopping ten.  The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards will take place on January 31st at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Just a bit ago, The Recording Academy rolled out it’s first list of Grammy contenders for the ceremony early next year. SONG OF THE YEAR ALBUM OF THE YEAR RECORD OF THE YEAR BEST COUNTRY PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS BEST RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE BEST ROCK ALBUM BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS BEST DANCE RECORDING BEST NEW ARTIST BEST FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE BEST MALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE Who are you rooting for? And what on Earth is Hall & Oates doing on this list? It’s not 1982, people. And Lady Gaga better win something already, or I’m gonna quit this shiz. source: 52nd annual Grammy nominees - [variety] |
| Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene Posted: 02 Dec 2009 05:58 PM PST Exclusive sex scene from Rachel Bilson’s upcoming film “Hearts of Palm“…Is that a body double? source: [funny or die] |
| Spirit Airlines Mocks Tiger Woods’ Crash - Photo Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:49 AM PST If it wasn’t enough added insult to injury that Tiger Woods got beat down by his wife and crashed his SUV, Spirit Airlines is trying to make a buck or nine off of his tragedy.  The Florida based airline debuted their new ad featuring a tiger driving a crashing SUV into a fire hydrant today. Stay classy, Spirit. They’re pimping out their new “Eye Of The Tiger” $9.00 fare sale, and are using the tiger crash as bait. I don’t think I would want to fly an airline that supports using crashes, would you? Someone needs to go back to marketing school already. Airline + Crash Ads = Fail. End of story. source: [spirit airlines] |
| Joe Simpson Thinks Everyone Is Jealous Over Jessica & Ashlee Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:38 AM PST This whole idea of everyone is jealous because we’re so successful and they’re not is just so high school. But leave it to Joe Simpson to pull that excuse out of his pocket whenever things aren’t going his way.  He says that the entire planet wants to watch his family fail. He says that we all take such joy when his two daughters fail. Well part of that’s true, it’s fun to watch a trainwreck before it happens. Joe said, “We as a family are under a lot of pressure. People want to make us look bad and want us to fail.” He claims that their family wasn’t concerned when Ashlee got fired from her gig on “Melrose Place” after only being a part of the series for six months. He added, “It was never a loss. The world says whatever it says. The world, again, always wants to make it look like we’re failures but we’re really just a family that works hard.” Sure…that wasn’t a failure at all, seeing as how Jessica tweeted basically saying that the show was nothing without her wonderful sister being a part of it. Now that Ashlee is a success on Broadway, Joe said, “My children look at ups and downs and rise up above it all and remain strong… We’re just normal people, and we always try to be who we say we are.” Sure, they’re just normal people, alright. He says that when one of them comes home and says that they’ve done well. Any other time, he’s pulling the ‘everone is jealous bit’. source: JOE SIMPSON BLASTS JEALOUS WORLD - [contact music] |
| Lindsay Lohan Hooks Up With John Mayer Posted: 02 Dec 2009 10:53 AM PST Lindsay Lohan might just be getting past her troubled relationship with Samantha Ronson. Rumor has it that Lindsay spent the night hanging out at Butter in NYC with John Mayer.  The two were said to be sharing a table and a dance or two at the nightclub. They didn’t make googly eyes at each other all night, but snitches at the club say it wasn’t for lacking of trying — on her part. A source said, “She would follow his every move. He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.” Samantha was also in attendance at the club, so it was possible that Lindsay was just trying to make her jealous by fake slobbering on John. She’s already tweeted about the pairing, but he’s staying mum. She said, “@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face :)”. We’re expecting him to announce soon that they’re not tasting the Skittles rainbow together or high fiving her with his penis. source: Lindsay Lohan Cozies Up to John Mayer - [e-online] |
| Hayden Panettiere still fighting with Milo Ventimiglia Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:12 AM PST
I have made no secret of my disdain for the show “Heroes.” Quite simply, I see it as a poor man’s ‘Lost.’ However, the show’s incredibly low ratings this season haven’t stopped the show’s cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere from trying to create behind-the-scenes drama. You see kittens, Panettiere was flashing her 18 year-old business to any 30 something year old that would take notice. And notice was taken by her co-star, the much older Milo Ventimiglia. The two dated and broke up in February of this year. But Panettiere has her panties in a bunch and is reportedly still holding a grudge against Ventimiglia. According to sources, she is making their on-set interaction unbearable.
Perhaps this is what Milo should have expected when he began dating a girl who listed Big Bird as her inspiration. [Click Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
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