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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Say What, Justin Bieber? & The Hot Links!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 10:00 PM PST


Say What, Justin Bieber? – City Rag

Kelly Osbourne Steps Out With A New Guy – Pop Eater

Lindsay Lohan Under The Influence Of Drugs… – IDLYITW

….Her Lawyer Says No Freakin’ Way – Daily Fill

Kathy Griffin Leaves ‘The D-List’ – Popbytes

John Mellencamp & Meg Ryan Go Public! – ICYDK

Kate Gosselin Has A Tattoo, Guess Where – The Superficial

Tara Reid’s Fake Boobs Make A Comeback – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, Girl: Going Golden Again! – OMG Blog

Courtney Love Involved In Twitter Lawsuit – Wonderwall

Natalie Portman Shows Off Her Baby Bump – Why Fame

Amber Portwood Is Single – Hollywood Life

Lisa Rinna’s Lips Still Huge, Face Full Of Fillers – Celebrity Smack

Brangelina Shops At KMart – Holly Baby

Blossom Blogs! – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Chloe Hemmat – F-Listed

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Her Engagement Ring – Amy Grindhouse

Kate Middleton Will Get Her Princess Carriage Ride – Betty Confidential

6 Reasons For The Jake & Taylor Split – College Candy

Lindsay Lohan’s Victim/Attacker Releases Statement – Evil Beet Gossip

Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried Are Dating – Anything Hollywood

Jennifer Garner In A Bikini (Photos) – Gone Hollywood

Robert Pattinson To Star In New Cronenberg Film ‘Cosmopolis’

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 04:17 PM PST

Cosmopolis is the story of 28 year old multi-billionaire Eric Packer on his one day trek around midtown Manhattan on a quest to get a haircut.

So I guess it's kinda fitting and funny that our favorite sparkle-pants vamp has been cast in the role.

Deadline uncovered that Robert Pattinson has just signed on to star as Packer in the film adaptation of the Don DeLillo novel.

The film pretty much has just one setting, the dude's limo. While driving around Manhattan, Eric manages to loose his entire fortune while betting against the rise of the Japanese Yen. He is so thrilled about his loss of fortune that he decides to lose his wife's money as well.

Sounds bizarre you say? Well, lets tack on the fact that while driving in his limo he is hunted by two assassins… one of which is known as 'The Pastry Assassin'.

Super-awesome/quirky director David Cronenberg wrote the screenplay and will also helm the production. I mean, who else could make this film make sense?

It's taken nearly 2 years to get the project off the ground, and should be a good film. Who knows, maybe this will be enough to pull poor Mr. Edward Cullen out of the sparkly sunlight and into some credibility?

Guess we'll see.

Snooki Blacks Out Once Monthly; Wakes Up In Garbage Cans

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 12:57 PM PST

It’s stories like this one that really makes me weep for the future of the human race. It really makes me wish that there will be a Terminator from the future that comes back from the year 2500 where crap like this is normal and decides to wipe out the cause — SNOOKI.

And this mental midget wrote a book?!?? It flabbergasts me at times what we refer to as entertainment in this country. But, I digress.


Snooki went on the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” and talked about how much she likes to get wasted drunk and wake up in a garbage can. Yes, that really happened. It’s so dumb that nobody could make this crap up.

Of her drunken shenanigans, she said, “I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, ‘What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can.’” Wow, I can’t count how many times I’ve asked myself that.

Self: Why, Roberta, WHY?!? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?
Self: Because you thought Snooki was a role model.
Self: Oh, wait.

Note to self: Don’t talk to yourself AND answer, you might be crazy, right? Right! Still, don’t count on Snooki to guide your children into being proper guidos. She doesn’t consider herself a role model and neither should you. She added the obvious, “I don’t want to be a role model.”

Thank Heavens! Now please go and be responsible adults and smack the bejesus out of your girls if they emerge with a Snooki poof and can tell you what GTL means.

[Note: Allieiswired.com does not condone violence and the above is intended for humorous purposes only...unless you film it.]

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2011 Razzie Awards Shortlist Revealed

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 10:31 AM PST

January is the start of awards season. Tonight we have the People’s Choice Awards, and more will soon follow.

However, not all awards are honoring the best that HollyWeird has to offer. Here come the 2011 Razzie awards!

Since 1980 the Razzies have been chronicling the worst that cinema has to offer, and this year is no exception.

This year’s short list for worst film are:

‘Little Fockers,’ ‘Sex and the City 2,’ ‘The Expendables,’ ‘Grown Ups,’ ‘Clash of the Titans,’ ‘Killers,’ ‘The Bounty Hunter,’ ‘Yogi Bear,’ ‘Jonah Hex,’ ‘The Last Airbender,’ ‘Vampires Suck’ and ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’.

I noticed that one movie in particular was not nominated for worst film… Burlesque!

However, the film did not come out unscathed. Burlesque leads the pack with a total 6 short list noms so far. With more likely to come. Cher, Christina Aguilera, Cam Gigandet and Kristen Bell are all on Razzies sh!t list.

New to the Razzies this year is the awesome category of Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3-D. This category was totally made for me! (God I hate 3D!)

Likely nominees in this category are; Piranha 3-D, Resident Evil: Afterlife and The Nutcracker in 3-D.

For more info, check out the L.A. Times Awards Blog.

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Horror Pops Singer Patricia Day Sues Mattel Over Hard Rock Barbie

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 10:18 AM PST

Horror Pops singer Patricia Day is suing Mattel over her claims that they’ve used her image without consent for their new Hard Rock Barbie.

The Danish singer claims that they have appropriated her likeness of “long black hair, retro tattoos, red fingernails, fishnets and a decorated bass fiddle to give this doll true rockabilly style.”


She filed the lawsuit last week in Indiana District Court, saying that the toy company got licenses from Debbie Harry, Joan Jett and Cyndi Lauper for their other dolls in the collection, but didn’t get her permission for their Hard Rock Barbie.

If it weren’t for the bass fiddle, I would say that they could’ve used anyone for their portrayal of their Hard Rock Barbie. But, because there is that added accessory, she may just have a case.

Someone’s gonna be gettin’ paid! What do you think?

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Paparazzi Asks Joe Jonas If He’s Gay (Video)

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 10:03 AM PST

Apparently there has been some speculation about Joe Jonas sexuality. The guy is dating super hot Twilight star Ashley Greene, and I guess some paps think it’s just a front.

While leaving Street Lounge Restaurant he was cornered and asked if Ashley’s “contract as beard partner” was going to expire. Whatever that means.

Personally, I don’t care whether he’s gay or not. Frankly, it’s none of anyone’s business if he is or is not. Would it make him less popular, would it affect his career? If it does, that’s just messed up.

(Video is funny tho. LOL)

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Ryan Reynolds & Sandra Bullock Actually A Couple?

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 08:46 AM PST

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock might actually be bumping uglies! Because both “Us Weekly” and “OK” magazine says it’s true – then they have to be together, right?

I guess if they plaster the news onto enough magazine covers, then it’ll happen. The twosome spent a nice New Year’s Eve together and all of the gossips got it into their heads that they were bangin’.


I guess I wouldn’t blame Sandy for wanting to hook up with a hot piece like Ryan. The boy is fiiiiine. Perhaps the people who write these magazine covers have seen “The Proposal” one too many times.

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If you repeat the rumors a dozen times, then they’ll come true, right? If that’s the case, then I’m totally hooking up with Alexander Skarsgard. I’m hooking up with Alexander Skarsgard. I’m going to go meditate on that.

Have I mentioned that I’m sexin’ up Alexander Skarsgard? Yep, he’s totally into me. We’re going to have 800 little Skarsgard babies and live in Sweden in a log cabin with a dog named Häagen-Dazs.

Hey — it could happen.

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Watch The People’s Choice Awards – Live Stream!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 05:35 AM PST

The People’s Choice Awards are airing live, tonight at 9PM EST on CBS. Starting at 7:30 EST we’ve got live red carpet coverage of all the stars as they arrive.

Check out your fave stars live on the red carpet. Expected to appear are Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Robert Downey Jr. Leonardo Dicaprio, Julia Roberts and many others!


Voting is now closed. Hope you got your votes in while you could!

Who do you want to win, and for which categories? Let me know in the comments section!


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