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Male Virginity Tests & The Hot Links!

Posted: 02 Jul 2010 11:00 PM PDT

Male Virginity Tests & The Hot Links!

Male Virginity Tests Free Convicted Rapists - Tabloid Prodigy

Britney Spears Would’ve Used A Switch - City Rag

Dean McDermott Released From The ICU - Pop Eater

Whitney Port Totally Knows How Fatties Feel - Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Punched In The Face - The Superficial

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is A Sex Offender - Drunken Stepfather

Heidi Klum Is One Beautiful Mom - ICYDK

Reese Witherspoon Has Old School Glamour - Celebrity Smack

WTF Friday: The Newest Dance Craze - College Candy

Writer Calls Barack Obama The First Female President - Zelda Lily

Dolly Parton Defends Miley Cyrus - OMG Blog

God Bless Maggie Griffin! - Popbytes

Megan Fox Was A Diva Planning Her Wedding - Anything Hollywood

Who Should Sandra Bullock Date Next? - Betty Confidential

Melissa Etheridge Files Papers To End Partnership - Wonderwall

Justin Bieber Cries Like A Baby In Concert - Hollywood Life

New Music Friday: Neon Trees - Hollywood Dame

Jay-Z Meets With LeBron James - F-Listed

Joe Francis Is Getting Married - Gone Hollywood



Katy Perry Topless Photo - See It Here!

Posted: 02 Jul 2010 03:54 PM PDT

Katy Perry has a penchant for getting naked and this photo is really no different.

After getting engaged and possibly already married to British comedian Russell Brand, she obviously wants to show that she’s still desirable.

Katy Perry Topless Photo - See It Here!

Either that, or she wants to stay famous even longer. It worked for a whole slew of other people, it only seems that she’s got a sex tape left to do to keep her name in the tabloids. But I digress.

It was only a matter of time before she started using her assets to further her career. Next, she’ll Kim Kardashian her way into a reality show. Did I just use Kim Kardashian as a verb? Oh yes, I did.

Uncensored photo, after the jump!

Katy Perry Topless Photo - See It Here!

Anything for attention, right? Even BJs and boobs.

source: Katy Perry Topless Photo Leaked - [gone hollywood]

Paris Hilton Detained For Marijuana Possession

Posted: 02 Jul 2010 02:25 PM PDT

No one ever said that Paris Hilton was the sharpest tool in the shed.

Apparently, after packing up her gajillion bags to trek over to South Africa for the World Cup, she also packed a little bit of weed for her trip.

Paris Hilton Detained For Marijuana Possession

Hey, there’s a reason why celebrities take private jets, right? Officers in South Africa didn’t take too kindly to her little stash and have detained the socialite.

It hasn’t been said how much of the smoke she was caught with, but she will have to face the court.

An officer, who spoke under the condition of anonymity said, “She was found in possession of some amount of dagga [marijuana]. We don’t know how much. It’s a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it.”

I’m sure she’ll find a way to buy her way out of trouble for that one. They should really check her jet, though. They just might hit the mother load there.

Now if we can only relive this memory, I’d be set for life:

Paris Hilton Detained For Marijuana Possession

Think she’ll get off with a slap on the wrist? She is “high profile”. Ugh.

Update: Paris has already been cleared in the pot incident. Officials claim they’d misidentified her and have apologized for the kerfuffle. Did she pay them off?

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source: S. African police say Paris Hilton busted for pot - [msnbc]

Lindsay Lohan Gets Punched By Waitress

Posted: 02 Jul 2010 12:43 PM PDT

Lindsay Lohan got socked in the head by a waitress last night, but because it’s Lindsay, of course it wasn’t her fault.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Punched By Waitress

Lindsay was partying it up hanging out at Voyeur nightclub last night when she claims she got punched by a waitress there. At her birthday celebration, no less!

She took to her Twitter to say, “A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason.”

TMZ reports:

We’re told it all started last night when the waitress flipped her lid after spotting one of her old flings — rugby player Danny Cipriani — hanging out with LiLo. The waitress allegedly lashed out at LiLo by serving her a stiff one … as in a knuckle sandwich.

The waitress hasn’t said a word about the punch, but she’s likely to get the axe from her waitressing duties. Let me guess, Lindsay will claim next that she was a plant by her father to knock some sense into her.

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source: Lindsay Lohan — I Got PUNCHED on My B-Day! - [tmz]

Why isn’t Ozzy Osbourne Dead Yet?

Posted: 02 Jul 2010 08:11 AM PDT

Scientists and fans are baffled at how resilient shock rocker Ozzy Osbourne seems to be.

He’s survived many, many years of drug and alcohol abuse, as well as breaking his neck? REALLY??? Talk about a golden horseshoe stuffed up his a**!

Ozzy Osbourne - Immortal??

Speaking of scientists being baffled at this mystery, the Chicago Tribune reported yesterday, that DNA samples from the metal superstar were to undergo genetic mapping sometime this month.

That’s INSANE!

The samples will be sent to Cofactor Genomics, the St. Louis based research facility, where his DNA will undergo genetic mapping.

Ozzy has in recent years, sobered up and become a health nut! (Good for him!) He and his people were interested in finding out exactly why he hasn’t kicked the bucket yet, with all the decades of abuse he has put his body through. So Ozzy facilitated the genome mapping.

Maybe it’s the blood from all the bats and chickens he’s bitten the heads off of… just sayin!

I personally don’t care WHY Ozzy is still kicking around, I’m just pleased as punch that he is! He is UBER awesome, and I hope the next generation of kids is as ‘blessed’ to know him as mine has been.

Live long and prosper dude!

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Source: Mapping out genetic code of Ozzy Osbourne [Chicago Tribune]



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