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• Guess The Craptastic Tattoo & The Hot Links!
• Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’ Opening Lyrics
• Kristen Stewart To Take ‘Snow White’ Role?
• Snooki Is As Dumb As A Box Of Rocks
• Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape
• Lady Gaga’s Fragrance To Smell Of Blood & Semen
• Chelsea Handler Broke 50 Cent’s Heart

Guess The Craptastic Tattoo & The Hot Links! Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:00 PM PST Guess The Craptastic Tattoo – City Rag Cheryl Burke Reveals Trauma Of Being Called Fat – Pop Eater What’s Justin Bieber Smiling About? – Daily Fill Taraji P. Henson Gets Naked For PETA – IDLYITW Jessica Simpson Has A Workout Tape?!?? – Popbytes Lindsay Lohan Steps Out In Venice, Lookin’ Good – ICYDK Justin Bieber & Ozzy Osbourne: Best Buds? – Wonderwall Is Kim Kardashian A Shopping Addict? – Hollywood Life Win Heidi Klum Autographed Poster! – Celebrity Smack Willow Smith Featured In Vanity Fair Magazine – Amy Grindhouse Michael Jackson’s Kids Aren’t Safe & Are Being Moved – Holly Baby Who Is Chris Medina? – Why Fame So Yeah, Jamie Chung, Kind Of Smokin’ – F-Listed OMG, A Contest: George Michael ‘Faith’ – OMG Blog Alessandra Ambrosio In Her Bathing Suit – Drunken Stepfather Khloe Kardashian Debuts Baby Bump? – Anything Hollywood What We Predict Will Happen In ‘Jersey Shore Italy’ – Betty Confidential The New Facebook Setting You Want To Enable ASAP – College Candy Victoria Beckham’s Pregnancy Craving Revealed – Celebrity Baby Scoop Jay Cutler Looks Fine To Me – Gone Hollywood

Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’ Opening Lyrics Posted: 27 Jan 2011 12:43 PM PST Lady Gaga took to Twitter today to tease fans with some lyrics to her upcoming single, “Born This Way”. The singer tweeted, “#thankgod4gaga is trending!? More like #thankgod4monsters! Maybe I should leak the lyrics to Born This Way today, whatdya say #leakitgaga?” Then, she gave the exclusive lyrics to her fan site, GagaDaily.com and we’ve got them here for your viewing pleasure! It’s a little somethin’ somethin’ from the singer, to tide you over until the single and album are released. Check out the lyrics, below: Don't Be a Drag Just Be a Queen No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. Lady Gaga also called in to the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” today to wish the host a happy birthday. She said that it’s snowing like mad and she can’t wear the shoes that she wants to wear. She also confirmed that she will be performing “Born This Way” on the Grammys. And, as far as rumors that she’s engaged to Luc Carl are concerned, she said, “Don’t be ridiculous.” Ellen then proceeded to invite her on the show to perform the new song and she accepted. Are you excited for Gaga’s new album? I am, I can’t wait! image credit

Kristen Stewart To Take ‘Snow White’ Role? Posted: 27 Jan 2011 11:25 AM PST Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? If you answered Kristen Stewart, congratulations, you’re probably a 12-year-old Twihard or a 55-year-old Twi-mom. Just kidding, of course…you’re more likely to be a 28-year-old virgin. But I digress. Your crowned Queen of the Lip Biting awkwardness is eying a role as Snow White in the upcoming Rupert Sanders directed movie, “Snow White and the Huntsman“. According to “The Hollywood Reporter”, Viggo Mortensen might be playing the Huntsman, with Charlize Theron in talks to play the evil queen. “THR” has the scoop: Stewart is a name that Universal has kept coming back to since acquiring the project even as it went through a series of screen tests with actresses such as Riley Keough, Felicity Jones and Alicia Vikander. Emily Browning tested this past weekend (Stewart has reached a point in her career where testing isn’t required). Stewart, arguably one of the biggest stars in the world thanks to the Twilight movies, has focused on indie projects in between the vampire romancers, and this could become her first studio project since becoming a name. It also would put her in the shoes of an iconic character. The Gersh-repped actress is currently shooting the Breaking Dawn movies, but the Snow White team has been making repeated overtures even as late as last week. Do you think it would be good casting to have Kristen play the role of Snow White? If not, who do you think would do it better? Sound off in the comments below! image credit

Snooki Is As Dumb As A Box Of Rocks Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:40 AM PST Okay, it’s one thing to be ignorant of certain daily menial chores like how a dishwasher works or the dryer, but this is something ELSE entirely! At least with household appliances, there is technology and buttons involved…. According to TMZ, Snooki does NOT know how to write a check! WTF? How do you graduate high school these days and not have that basic knowledge?!?? See what I mean? Dumb as a box of rocks, as my mother would say. Or a brick, for that matter. Seriously, she probably thinks that she can gain intelligence by placing a dictionary on her head. It’s called OSMOSIS, people! TMZ has the laughs: According to the documents, obtained by TMZ, one of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Papa Snooki tries to teach the 23-year-old how to fill out a check book. When Snooki … who’s reportedly banking $30k per ep … finally opens her first checking account — she asks the banker, “Do you have any blinged out checks?” The rundown explains, “She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook … but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her.” For the love of God and all things holy, please make this overtanned, ignorant midget troll go away. She’s stupifying the world — one reality show at a time! [Disclaimer: Allieiswired doesn't claim to actually know Snooki's IQ, but we're guessing it's somewhere between salamander and garden hose.] image credit

Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:23 AM PST Because possessing any discernible talent is completely out of the question, Kendra Wilkinson is gearing up for the release of her second sex tape. Uh oh, is someone broke and in need of cash?!?? Surely, she couldn’t have filmed this second *embarrassing* tape when she was only 19-years-old, right? And here’s the kicker: It’s with a girl! Cue the lesbian rumors which will keep her name in the news for months on end. Of course, Kendra is more hip to how this sex tape “leaking” thing works. So she’s currently in the publicity phase of the release. Next, she’ll go into the “embarrassment” phase where her lawyer spouts off a statement saying that she’s going to sue if the tape gets out. Next, will be the closed doors meeting, where Kendra is photographed looking disgusted, but on the inside of the building, she’s asking where to sign. Next up, she goes into hiding for a bit while her bank account is recharged. The last step? YAY for shopping! image credit

Lady Gaga’s Fragrance To Smell Of Blood & Semen Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:09 AM PST Lady Gaga is currently in the middle of concocting her own fragrance and we’ve got the dirty details on it! And when we say “dirty” — TRUST us, it’s dirty! It might just smell a little gross, too. [Edit: *A little*??!? Umm no. This is going to be the grossest thing to hit the market since Khloe Kardashian.] It’s one of those bodily function smells that you would care to duplicate. According to reports, her new fragrance is going to smell like blood and semen. Wow. I’m not sure I have any words. But for your sake, I will locate some, because we are befuddled. Yes, Gaga is crazy in some of her antics, but this might be taking it a step too far. Don’t you think? I mean, she wore a meat dress, funky sky high shoes and she has been labeled as “fashion forward”. The claim sounds legit and no one’s thinking to question it because it’s Gaga – and she’s a little off sometimes. But would she go as far as putting something like this on the market? Perhaps it’s a test of her Little Monsters? If she puts out a product that’s completely offensive and gross, would her fans eat it up just because she has her name on it? What do you think? Would you buy Bloody Spunk by Lady Gaga???? Let us know in the comments!! image credit

Chelsea Handler Broke 50 Cent’s Heart Posted: 27 Jan 2011 08:31 AM PST Chelsea Handler‘s breakup with 50 Cent has left the rapper with a broken heart. The pair made headlines in October last year, when the two were rumored to be dating. Now it’s being reported that Handler, 35, dumped 50 Cent just before the holidays, leaving the 35-year-old rapper “heartbroken.” The source said 50 Cent was determined to win her back and, “spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.’” Handler has denied that there was anything going on with the rapper, even after she tweeted an intimate photo of them cuddling in bed, with Handler planting a big fat kiss on 50 Cent. Alongside the photo she said, “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.” But when she was asked about their romance in early January, Handler said, “People still think we’re dating? No! Really?” She continues, “He’s sweet, though. I love him, but we’re not dating.” Handler goes on, “I don’t know if I can handle him, to be honest. I like to have fun and I’m really trying to not get into anything too serious.” Yesterday it was reported that Handler was seen with her rumored new beau, hotelier Andre Balazs, who has a history of dating high-profile women, from Uma Thurman to Courtney Love. What an odd grouping. In other Chelsea news, Jenna Jameson Tweeted this last night:

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