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Monday, January 31, 2011

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Justin Bieber Calls Hailee Steinfeld Too Young For Him

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 09:47 PM PST

Justin Bieber has his standards!

Only one girl is right for him and it’s not “True Grit” star Hailee Steinfeld — because she’s too young for him!

The Biebz said that he could never date Hailey because there’s too much of an age gap for him. The twosome met during the Golden Globes when they both presented, but he said that even though she’s cute, she’s only fourteen-years-old and that’s just too young.


In a new interview with Jay Leno, the teen singer said, “She’s really nice and really talented. I think she’s cute.”

However, when asked if he likes Hailee, Justin said, “She’s 14, I’ll be 17 in less than a month.”

Selena Gomez, his girlfriend, is 18-years-old. So he likes the older ladies. Sorry fans!

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Henry Cavill Cast As ‘Superman: Man of Steel’

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 09:41 PM PST

Much to my chagrin, sexy Smallville actor Tom Welling did NOT get the lead in the upcoming Zack Snyder Superman reboot.

Some unknown British guy took it. Ok, so he’s totally hot… but is he the right fit? Guess we’ll see, won’t we?

Early Sunday morning, Warner Bros Pictures announced that they had in fact chosen their new ‘Man of Steel‘. That man is British actor Henry Cavill.

Never heard of him? Well, neither has anyone else. He’s appeared in The Tudors, Stardust, Tristan & Isolde, and a few other way lesser known projects.

Myself, and Smallville fans alike are saddened. We were so hoping that our pleas would not fall on Warner’s deaf ears… apparently they had.

Oh well, all we can do now is sit back, wait till December 2012, and pray that this dude doesn’t ruin another Superman movie like Brandon Routh did in the last one.

Fingers crossed.

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Jeremy Piven Crushing On Miley Cyrus?

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 06:27 PM PST

While shooting their new movie, “So Undercover”, Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven struck an unusual friendship!

The 45-year-old actor and the 18-year-old Disney star became friends on the set of the movie and he’s doing nothing but raving about her.


He said, “I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well. It was just so much fun. I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry. It was really really weird – we’re like polar opposites. You know, you can judge her, but what were you doing when you were 18?”

He went on to say, “She’s kind of amazing. There’s something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. There’s nothing pretentious about her. She’s this force. She loves to laugh.”

Just as Jeremy made those remarks, he was off to the bank to cash a check from Disney worth about 500,000.*

*I totally made that up. It was probably more.

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

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Enough Already & The Hot Links!

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 10:00 PM PST


Enough AlreadyCity Rag

Bristol Palin Gets Denied – Pop Eater

Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Hoes – Daily Fill

Joe Manganiello Might Play Superman – IDLYITW

Nicki Minaj’s ‘Moment For Life’ Video With Drake – Popbytes

Photo Of Ali Larter’s Baby Boy Theodore Hayes – Amy Grindhouse

Elton John Swears On The Radio – Holy Moly

Chris Colfer Petitions For The Scissor Sisters On ‘Glee’ – OMG Blog

Mel Gibson Possessed? – Wonderwall

Jaime Pressly Files For Divorce! – ICYDK

Today In Ugly: Courtney Love Brings It Home – F-Listed

Jeremy Piven Has A Crush On Miley CyrusWhy Fame

Scarlett Johansson Reprises Her Role As Face Of Mango – Betty Confidential

What Your Age Says About Your Facebook Wall Posts – College Candy

Caption Scott Disick & His Jaunty Pink Jacket – Evil Beet Gossip

Jason Davis Arrested For Drugs – Celebrity Smack

Check Out Chelsea Staub’s New Show – Hollywood Life

Woman Blames Diddy For 911 – Anything Hollywood

Olivia Wilde In FHM France – Yeeeah!

Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Tweets Crotch Photo – Gone Hollywood



Hollywood Happenings (1.28.11)

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 07:22 PM PST

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Weekly Roundup of Los Angeles foodie and fashion events + where to catch a glimpse of your favorite celebs!

Funny man and actor, Adam Sandler, is schedule to receive his start on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next week. If you happen to have the day off, stop by to celebrate The Wedding Singer's special recognition!

When: February 1, 2010 11:30am
Where: 626 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood

French Designer, Catherine Malandrino Maison is holding a sample sale this weekend. Find lifestyle items, shoes and accessories for up to 60% off.

When: January 28-20, 2010 – Sat: 10am-7pm and Sun: 12-5:00pm
Where: 651 N. La Cienega Blvd, West Hollywood

Celebrate Groundhog day by watching "Groundhog Day"! A Viewing of the hilarious movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray, will be hosted at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood. Entrance is free but donations are accepted.

When: January 2, 2010 7:30pm
Where: 6712 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood

Finally, the Valley gets a cool gastropub: The Federal Bar. Located in a bank building from 1926, The Federal Bar features "gourmet and diverse food at reasonable prices" and of course an array of micro- beers and bourbons. Definitely got to check this place out!

When: Opens February 1, 2010
Where: 5303 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood

Don’t forget about DineLA! DineLA restaurant week started last Sunday. This is the perfect time to try lunch or dinner at delicious restaurants on your wish list like BOA, Chaya, Delphine and more . Pre-fixe menu prices range from $16-$28 for lunch and $26-$44 for dinner.

When: January 23 -28, 2011 and January 30-February 4, 2011
Where: Restaurants in Los Angeles – See Details Here

In the know about events in Los Angeles? E-mail ashleyetorres@gmail [dot] com with info!

Justin Bieber & Ozzy Osbourne’s Super Bowl Ad

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 02:00 PM PST

Just last month, Ozzy Osbourne had no idea who the eff Justin Bieber was. Apparently, he has found the answer to that riddle, because the two of them are starring in a Super Bowl commercial together.

See also: Ozzy destroys fanbase.


Seriously, didn’t you like Ozzy better when he was mumbling about how he didn’t know who Justin was? I did, I know that for sure.

The unlikely pair are doing Best Buy’s Super Bowl commercial, which promises to be quite interesting, I’m sure. On one hand, you’ve got the revered Prince Of Darkness and on the other, well — you’ve got some over-entitled twit with 800 billion girls chasing him.

This is funny (NSFW language, because Ozzy is the epitome of awesome):


Okay, I guess I really don’t have a point here. All I can say is that when you pair up someone like Justin with the awesomeness that is the Ozzman, it better be freakin’ funny.

This even more funny (NSFW language):


I’ll be watching the Super Bowl just for the commercials. Will YOU?

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Rihanna Offends Fans By Tweeting C-Word

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 11:55 AM PST

If you’ve got kids, then you might want to shield them from following Rihanna on Twitter. Nah, not really, but she, like many other celebrities using the service, doesn’t censor her language.

Recently, RiRi used the C-word, which got some parents’ panties in a bunch! Oh noes! Will they try to censor the accounts of celebrities now, claiming that they have a responsibility to children?

Someone’s got to think of the kids!!!


Katt Williams sent her a message on Twitter claiming that Rihanna used Clifford The Big Red Dog for inspiration with her new hairstyle. Miffed, Rihanna tweeted, “LMAO, Katt u lil c**t.”

Fans were royally ticked that Rihanna used such language, because Twitter isn’t a voluntary thing for people to VOLUNTARILY choose who they follow, right?


One whiney person said, “Rihanna is a role model to millions of young, impressionable kids. She shouldn’t be using that kind of language – especially when she knows how many people follow her.”

What’s next, are they going to start rating Twitter accounts like they do movies? The National Twitter Association for Parents? Ugh, these people, I just can’t.

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50 Cent Rubs His Grandfather’s Feet – Photo

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 10:01 AM PST

Even though rapper 50 Cent may come off as an epic douche when he posts photos on his Twitter account of himself playing with a half million dollars, along with his son eating it — just know that he does have a softer side.

It’s a side that he only reserves for people like his grandfather. Who knew that Fiddy had so many layers?

50 Cent Rubs His Grandfather's Feet - Photo

50 took to Twitter to talk about rubbing his grandpa’s feet. I gotta say, this makes me grow a big blubbery one for this pretentious douche….maybe a little…

He tweeted, “This me doin my grandaddy feet. Lol”, along with the above photo. Then, he tweeted, “He doesn’t like no one else touchin his feet. So he makes me do them. Lol”.

Like a true goodhearted person, 50 just wants to take care of the man who busted his butt for their family. He tweeted, “He worked till he hurt his back to take care of us, so now I gotta take care of him”. He added, “My grandfather said, these feet got a lot of miles on them. Lol”

What a good guy!

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Charlie Sheen Out Of The Hospital; Not Going To Rehab

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:06 AM PST

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen was hospitalized after a 36-hour party-thon with five porn stars and a briefcase full of cocaine. He was hospitalized with a hiatal hernia, of which one of his friends said laughing too hard was the culprit.

That entire explanation is making us laugh too hard, too.


Today, Charlie has been turned loose from the hospital, but despite requests by the executives on his show, “Two And A Half Men”, he will not be going to rehab. If he goes to rehab, then he has to admit he has a problem, right?

Even Charlie’s father, Martin Sheen, thinks he needs rehab, but what does he know? Has he partied with porn stars and mountains of coke? Probably not. Charlie knows what’s best for Charlie — and that’s partying for 36 hours straight, complete with mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and boatloads of drugs. [Enter sarcasm here]

The porn star who was partying with Charlie said that he promised her a Bentley and then did oodles of cocaine in his screening room while they all watched and critiqued porn together. Charlie was even planning on renting a house so that he could have a storage area for all of his porn star girls. They’re like dolls and he’s collecting them, apparently.

Still, Charlie doesn’t feel that this hospitalization is a wake up call to go to rehab. He plans on being on the set of “Two And A Half Men” on Tuesday…because he’s a professional!

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10 Movies You Haven’t Seen, But Should

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 06:10 AM PST

I think it goes without saying that I am a huge movie fan. I love everything from Golden Age Cinema, Silent Films, Modern Day Classics, Horror, Sci-fi… practically any genre. My only requirement is that the film is A) Good, B) Unique, & C) Unforgettable.

Over my 35 years of life I've seen thousands upon thousands of films. I totally should be a movie critic like Roger Ebert and get paid the big bucks… I only wish!

After seeing so many movies there are quite a few that stand out in my mind, and this is not a list of my favorites, although most of them do in fact fall into that category.

This list is of films that many of this generation were too young to experience, or ones that just fell below the radar and are worth a look-see.

1) Inherit the Wind 1960 – Spencer Tracy, Dick York, Gene Kelly and Fredric March.

The story of school teacher Bert Cates who is put on trial for teaching Darwin’s theories on the evolution of man from primates. The film is based on the play of the same name and is a parable of the 1925 Scopes Monkey Trial.

The film takes place in small town America, where “Creationism” is the believed origin of mankind.

Cates’ reluctance to teach this way of thinking to his highschool students is what causes all the trouble, and a court trial which pits science versus religion is the end result. Needless to say, the religious right come off looking foolish.

If you like courtroom dramas, especially ones that are funny as hell… then you’ll love this movie.

2) To Kill a Mockingbird 1962 – Gregory Peck, John Megna, Frank Overton & Robert Duvall.

The film spans three years and follows young Scout and her brother Jem in 1930′s rural Alabama. As the children grow, they learn a lot of harsh lessons about the world around them including the rampant racism in their small town.

Their father, Atticus Finch is a notable lawyer who defends a black man against an undeserved rape charge. Atticus, and his children must then live a life being persecuted by the town for their belief in the accused’s innocence. To Kill a Mockingbird was up for an Oscar for Best Motion Picture that year and lost out to Lawrence of Arabia (which was garbage!).

This film always breaks my heart every time I watch it. Racism is a horrible evil and this film shows it in a realistic way which makes you really think. The book that it’s based on was the subject of banning and book burnings for it’s controversial outlook.

3) Singing in the Rain – 1952 – Gene Kelly, Donald O’Connor & Debbie Reynolds.

A silent film production company struggles to make the transition to sound with a lot of difficulty. Their first foray into sound is to try to produce a musical, but their leading lady, Lina Lamont has the voice of a crow.

Since Lina is under contract to the studio, she must appear. So they decide upon a voice over done by unknown actress/singer Kathy Selden.

The film The Dancing Cavalier is a huge success, and when Lina is asked to sing live at the premier, they put Kathy behind the curtain with a mic which Lina lipsyncs out front.

Her co-star Don Lockwood, then gets the idea to pull open the curtain to reveal the charade to the audience and get Kathy the recognition she deserves.

If you love musicals like Burlesque or Moulin Rouge, then you’ll love this one. Check it out!

4) Rebel Without a Cause – 1955 – James Dean, Natalie Wood, and Sal Mineo.

Jim Stark moves to a new town and struggles to fit in. The film opens with him detained at the police station for being drunk in public. The cops call his dad, who comes down to the station, and this is where we get our first glimpse at the dynamic between father and son.

Being the new kid is hard, and fitting in is even harder. He gets his tires slashed by the cool kids, he gets into a knife fight, and when the leader of the cool kids challenges Jim to a drag race, he gets blamed for the kid’s death.

This is the original rebel movie, disturbed teens, parental problems and all the other horrible stuff you go through as a teenager is depicted.

And in case you’re wondering where Robert Pattinson got the inspiration for that Edward Cullen hairdo of his… it was from James Dean folks!

5) Evil Dead 2 – 1987 – Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, & Ted Raimi (Sam’s baby brother).

Back before director Sam Raimi was hitting up the big screen with hits like his Spider-Man trilogy, he was a little known writer/director that would get together with his brothers and his best buds and make classic B-style films.

This is one of my absolute favorite films of ALL TIME. It’s funny as hell, and it’s goofy. It is not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest.

It was always listed as a horror film, but really, by today’s standards it doesn’t even come close to horror. Let’s call it ‘Horror/Comedy’.

Campbell plays Ash who takes his girlfriend Linda up to this empty cabin in the woods for a romantic weekend. HA! I know, NEVER a good idea!

While there, he stumbles on a journal written by the owner of the cabin and begins to read it… ALOUD!

The journal contains spells and incantations taken from ‘Necronomicon’, so of course his recitation opens a portal which releases demons and the like who kill Linda, and try to take Ash out as well.

This is where the film shoots a hole in your gut, or at least it feels that way from all the laughter you’re sure to endure.

I won’t give away anymore, you’ll just have to go out and watch it! iTunes, netflicks, the old fashioned video store… take your pick!

6) The Lost Boys – 1987 – Keifer Sutherland, Corey Haim (RIP) & Jason Patric.

A divorcee moves herself and her two teen-aged sons to Santa Carla California from Arizona so they can save money after the divorce. Shortly after arriving the boys notice that a lot of people go missing in Santa Carla and that it’s been dubbed ‘The Murder Capital of the World’.

Her oldest son Michael, meets a pretty girl at the beach and tries to hook up with her only to be denied by her ‘boys’ who won’t let Michael near her till he undergoes a few trials.

As it turns out, the gang is a group of teen-aged vampires, and no, not the Edward/Bella/Sparkly kind. We’re talking murdering, blood, guts, and gore. You know, the way vampires are SUPPOSED to be.

The film has an awesome soundtrack, although you do need to realize the film is from 1987 so you’re not likely to catch Lady Gaga or Britney on the soundtrack.

Another of my all time faves. But whatever you do… don’t watch the sequels, THEY SUCK – HARD!

7) Shadow of the Vampire – 2000 – John Malkovich, Willem Defoe & Udo Kier.

Shadow is a fictionalized account of the making of real life classic horror film Nosferatu from 1922. This film tells of how the director, F.W. Murnau would go to any lengths to complete his masterpiece, even hiring method actor/vampire Max Schreck.

Murnau explains to his cast and crew that Schreck is a ‘very serious method actor’ and that he will only appear in character as Count Orlok. The crew are fightened of Schreck and soon start suspecting him of sinister doings when some of the crew find themselves dead or missing.

The sequences that are shot in black in white are to indicate portions of the film Nosferatu, with the colored parts signifying the making of…

This film is one of the most visually stunning films ever committed to celluloid, and Dafoe’s portrayal of Schreck/Orlok is beyond amusing. If ever there was a role taylor made for this creepy dude, it was this one.

And as always John Malkovich is absolutely brilliant, sadistic, slightly insane, and funny as hell.

If you’re a fan of GOOD movies, very few top this one. Horror or not.

8) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – 2004 – Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Elijah Wood & Mark Ruffalo.

If your heart was broken by the person you thought was ‘the one’, how far would you go to get over it?

Well this film tells the story of Joel Barish, who is heartbroken that his girlfriend Clementine underwent a procedure to erase him from her memory, so he decides to do the same.

However, as he watches his memories of her fade away, he realizes that he still loves her, and may be too late to correct his mistake.

This movie will confuse you, but in a really good way.

It’s beautifully touching, and if you love films like The Notebook or other films of that nature, then you need to check out Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

It’s definitely a movie you won’t soon forget.

9) Dorian Gray – 2009 – Ben Barnes, Colin Firth, & Jeff Lipman

Based of the classic novel by Oscar Wilde it tells the story of Dorian Gray, an orphaned young man of privilege who goes from being uber naive and innocent to a corrupt and cold blooded killer.

Dorian falls under the influence of Lord Henry, played by Colin Firth, who teaches him that the only good life is one of hedonism.

While at first Dorian fights this, it doesn’t take long for him to fall under Lord Henry’s influence.

Lord Kelso, an aspiring artist paints a portrait of Dorian to try and capture his astounding beauty, but as Dorian’s soul gets darker and darker, the painting starts to show his true nature.

Not sold yet? Ok, then picture super hot Ben Barnes nakkid! Yeah, I figured that would get ya…

10) City of God – 2002 – Alexandre Rodrigues, Matheus Nachtergaele, & Leandro Firmino.

I do not like movies with subtitles.

Ok, I need to revise that statement… I like ONE movie with subtitles. THIS ONE. Sure, I hated reading my way through the film, but believe me it was totally worth it on this one.

The film centers around two boys growing up in a violent neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro and who take different paths in life. One becomes a photographer, the other a drug dealer.

It spans from the late 1960′s to the early 1980′s and how two boys who had the same start in life could turn out so completely different from one another.

Such a beautifully shot movie, and what a great story. It’s semi-biographical, so it’s a almost true story of Paulo Lins and his life in the slums near Rio De Janiero.

Trust me, it’s well worth reading the subs in this movie. Everyone who I know that has seen this film LOVES it.



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Friday, January 28, 2011

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Guess The Craptastic Tattoo & The Hot Links!

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:00 PM PST


Guess The Craptastic TattooCity Rag

Cheryl Burke Reveals Trauma Of Being Called Fat – Pop Eater

What’s Justin Bieber Smiling About? – Daily Fill

Taraji P. Henson Gets Naked For PETA – IDLYITW

Jessica Simpson Has A Workout Tape?!?? – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan Steps Out In Venice, Lookin’ Good – ICYDK

Justin Bieber & Ozzy Osbourne: Best Buds? – Wonderwall

Is Kim Kardashian A Shopping Addict? – Hollywood Life

Win Heidi Klum Autographed Poster! – Celebrity Smack

Willow Smith Featured In Vanity Fair Magazine – Amy Grindhouse

Michael Jackson’s Kids Aren’t Safe & Are Being Moved – Holly Baby

Who Is Chris Medina? – Why Fame

So Yeah, Jamie Chung, Kind Of Smokin’ – F-Listed

OMG, A Contest: George Michael ‘Faith’ – OMG Blog

Alessandra Ambrosio In Her Bathing Suit – Drunken Stepfather

Khloe Kardashian Debuts Baby Bump? – Anything Hollywood

What We Predict Will Happen In ‘Jersey Shore Italy’ – Betty Confidential

The New Facebook Setting You Want To Enable ASAP – College Candy

Victoria Beckham’s Pregnancy Craving Revealed – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Jay Cutler Looks Fine To Me – Gone Hollywood



Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’ Opening Lyrics

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 12:43 PM PST

Lady Gaga took to Twitter today to tease fans with some lyrics to her upcoming single, “Born This Way”. The singer tweeted, “#thankgod4gaga is trending!? More like #thankgod4monsters! Maybe I should leak the lyrics to Born This Way today, whatdya say #leakitgaga?”

Then, she gave the exclusive lyrics to her fan site, GagaDaily.com and we’ve got them here for your viewing pleasure!


It’s a little somethin’ somethin’ from the singer, to tide you over until the single and album are released. Check out the lyrics, below:

Don't Be a Drag
Just Be a Queen

No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive.

Lady Gaga also called in to the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” today to wish the host a happy birthday. She said that it’s snowing like mad and she can’t wear the shoes that she wants to wear.

She also confirmed that she will be performing “Born This Way” on the Grammys. And, as far as rumors that she’s engaged to Luc Carl are concerned, she said, “Don’t be ridiculous.” Ellen then proceeded to invite her on the show to perform the new song and she accepted.

Are you excited for Gaga’s new album? I am, I can’t wait!

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Kristen Stewart To Take ‘Snow White’ Role?

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 11:25 AM PST

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

If you answered Kristen Stewart, congratulations, you’re probably a 12-year-old Twihard or a 55-year-old Twi-mom. Just kidding, of course…you’re more likely to be a 28-year-old virgin.

But I digress. Your crowned Queen of the Lip Biting awkwardness is eying a role as Snow White in the upcoming Rupert Sanders directed movie, “Snow White and the Huntsman“.


According to “The Hollywood Reporter”, Viggo Mortensen might be playing the Huntsman, with Charlize Theron in talks to play the evil queen.

“THR” has the scoop:

Stewart is a name that Universal has kept coming back to since acquiring the project even as it went through a series of screen tests with actresses such as Riley Keough, Felicity Jones and Alicia Vikander. Emily Browning tested this past weekend (Stewart has reached a point in her career where testing isn’t required).

Stewart, arguably one of the biggest stars in the world thanks to the Twilight movies, has focused on indie projects in between the vampire romancers, and this could become her first studio project since becoming a name. It also would put her in the shoes of an iconic character.

The Gersh-repped actress is currently shooting the Breaking Dawn movies, but the Snow White team has been making repeated overtures even as late as last week.

Do you think it would be good casting to have Kristen play the role of Snow White? If not, who do you think would do it better? Sound off in the comments below!

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Snooki Is As Dumb As A Box Of Rocks

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:40 AM PST

Okay, it’s one thing to be ignorant of certain daily menial chores like how a dishwasher works or the dryer, but this is something ELSE entirely! At least with household appliances, there is technology and buttons involved….

According to TMZ, Snooki does NOT know how to write a check! WTF? How do you graduate high school these days and not have that basic knowledge?!??


See what I mean? Dumb as a box of rocks, as my mother would say. Or a brick, for that matter. Seriously, she probably thinks that she can gain intelligence by placing a dictionary on her head. It’s called OSMOSIS, people!

TMZ has the laughs:

According to the documents, obtained by TMZ, one of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Papa Snooki tries to teach the 23-year-old how to fill out a check book.

When Snooki … who’s reportedly banking $30k per ep … finally opens her first checking account — she asks the banker, “Do you have any blinged out checks?”

The rundown explains, “She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook … but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her.”

For the love of God and all things holy, please make this overtanned, ignorant midget troll go away. She’s stupifying the world — one reality show at a time!

[Disclaimer: Allieiswired doesn't claim to actually know Snooki's IQ, but we're guessing it's somewhere between salamander and garden hose.]

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Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:23 AM PST

Because possessing any discernible talent is completely out of the question, Kendra Wilkinson is gearing up for the release of her second sex tape. Uh oh, is someone broke and in need of cash?!??

Surely, she couldn’t have filmed this second *embarrassing* tape when she was only 19-years-old, right? And here’s the kicker: It’s with a girl! Cue the lesbian rumors which will keep her name in the news for months on end.


Of course, Kendra is more hip to how this sex tape “leaking” thing works. So she’s currently in the publicity phase of the release. Next, she’ll go into the “embarrassment” phase where her lawyer spouts off a statement saying that she’s going to sue if the tape gets out.

Next, will be the closed doors meeting, where Kendra is photographed looking disgusted, but on the inside of the building, she’s asking where to sign. Next up, she goes into hiding for a bit while her bank account is recharged.

The last step? YAY for shopping!

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Lady Gaga’s Fragrance To Smell Of Blood & Semen

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:09 AM PST

Lady Gaga is currently in the middle of concocting her own fragrance and we’ve got the dirty details on it! And when we say “dirty” — TRUST us, it’s dirty!

It might just smell a little gross, too. [Edit: *A little*??!? Umm no. This is going to be the grossest thing to hit the market since Khloe Kardashian.]


It’s one of those bodily function smells that you would care to duplicate. According to reports, her new fragrance is going to smell like blood and semen. Wow. I’m not sure I have any words. But for your sake, I will locate some, because we are befuddled.

Yes, Gaga is crazy in some of her antics, but this might be taking it a step too far. Don’t you think? I mean, she wore a meat dress, funky sky high shoes and she has been labeled as “fashion forward”.

The claim sounds legit and no one’s thinking to question it because it’s Gaga – and she’s a little off sometimes. But would she go as far as putting something like this on the market?

Perhaps it’s a test of her Little Monsters? If she puts out a product that’s completely offensive and gross, would her fans eat it up just because she has her name on it?

What do you think? Would you buy Bloody Spunk by Lady Gaga???? Let us know in the comments!!

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Chelsea Handler Broke 50 Cent’s Heart

Posted: 27 Jan 2011 08:31 AM PST

Chelsea Handler‘s breakup with 50 Cent has left the rapper with a broken heart.

The pair made headlines in October last year, when the two were rumored to be dating. Now it’s being reported that Handler, 35, dumped 50 Cent just before the holidays, leaving the 35-year-old rapper “heartbroken.”


The source said 50 Cent was determined to win her back and, “spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.’”

Handler has denied that there was anything going on with the rapper, even after she tweeted an intimate photo of them cuddling in bed, with Handler planting a big fat kiss on 50 Cent.

Alongside the photo she said, “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”

But when she was asked about their romance in early January, Handler said, “People still think we’re dating? No! Really?” She continues, “He’s sweet, though. I love him, but we’re not dating.”

Handler goes on, “I don’t know if I can handle him, to be honest. I like to have fun and I’m really trying to not get into anything too serious.”

Yesterday it was reported that Handler was seen with her rumored new beau, hotelier Andre Balazs, who has a history of dating high-profile women, from Uma Thurman to Courtney Love.

What an odd grouping.

In other Chelsea news, Jenna Jameson Tweeted this last night:





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Thursday, January 27, 2011

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Guess Who & The Hot Links!

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 10:00 PM PST


Turn Around Bright EyesCity Rag

Diddy To Act On Television? – Pop Eater

Christina Aguilera To Judge ‘X-Factor’? – Daily Fill

Olivia Wilde Is At Fashion Week – IDLYITW

Teen Mom Farrah Is A Calendar Model – The Superficial

Lady Gaga’s Fragrance To Smell Like Blood & Semen – ICYDK

Katy Perry Makes A Cameo On ‘How I Met Your Mother’ – Amy Grindhouse

Matthew McConaughey Works It Out – Popbytes

Kelly Osbourne’s Ex Cheated Six Times – Holy Moly

Willow Smith Goes Bollywood – OMG Blog

Shakira Scores First Billion Youtube Viewers – Why Fame

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa Is Back! – Hollywood Life

Dolph Lundgren Still Got It – Celebrity Smack

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Alex ZeregaF-Listed

Put This On Your Ipod: The Social Network Soundtrack – College Candy

Eddie Cibrian Wants To Clean Up His Image – Betty Confidential

Spencer Pratt Is A Chicken Head – Wonderwall

Cheryl Burke Reveals Dark Secret – Celebs.com

Jimmy Buffet Hospitalization Update – Anything Hollywood

David Cook Dishes New Album Details! – Hollywire

Amy Adams Highly Recommends Motherhood – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Bethenny Frankel Drank Beer While Breastfeeding – Holly Baby

Danni Minogue From Her Bad Side Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Masturbating Outside Strip Club – Gone Hollywood



Carrie Underwood Is Pregnant!

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 01:37 PM PST

We’re hearing reports that Carrie Underwood is hiding a huge secret! She can’t keep it under wraps, literally, for long, either!

Sources have revealed to Allieiswired.com that country songstress Carrie is two months pregnant by her husband Mike Fisher!


Reportedly, the happy couple are expecting their first child together this summer. A source said, “Carrie just learned that she’s two months pregnant. They’re keeping a lid on the news for at least a few more weeks, then they’ll make a big announcement, but they are absolutely ecstatic!”

It’s just another name to add to long list (25 names?) of Hollywood celebrities that are having babies this year. Congratulations to them! I’m sure their baby will be adorable.

Last year, they made the comment that they wanted to wait so that they could enjoy being married. But it looks like they’re going to have a new addition sooner than they planned!

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Miley Cyrus’ Bong Sells For $70,000

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:20 PM PST

When the photos and video of Miley Cyrus toking from a bong surfaced, the owner of the bong said that he wasn’t willing to sell it. He claimed that the item had some sort of sentimental value to him. Since, he had a change of heart (money will do that) and has sold it — for a whopping $70,000!

I guess there’s money where Miley puts her mouth!


We’ve learned that the bong has been sold to a secret buyer for the nice sum of $70,000. We have no clue what this person plans to do with the bong, because it really doesn’t have that much intrinsic value, but to each his own.

It must be heartwarming for her to know that anything she touches, can be sold to the highest bidder for loads of cash. But we’ve got to ask, why would anyone want to buy the bong that Miley used? Seriously, she’s an 18-year-old girl with too much money on her hands.

Now if she could only have the same magic touch for her acting career, now that would be something.

What do you think?

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Ashton Kutcher & Scout Willis Sing a Little Song (Video)

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:20 PM PST

Must be really cool for Demi Moore‘s kids to have such a young and cool stepfather around huh? Or really creepy, either way…

Ashton Kutcher seems to get along really well with his step-daughters, and well, a few days ago co-wrote a song with middle kid Scout Willis.

Kutcher posted the video on YouTube and it’s quite cute don’t ya think? A song about their mutual love for coffee.

Scout’s got a great voice, and watch this launch her impending music career. We’ve got the next Justin Bieber on our hands folks! Never Say Never people!

Jennifer Aniston Is Adopting A Mexican Baby

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:06 PM PST

According to “Star” magazine, single gal Jennifer Aniston is moving on to the next step in her life, by adopting a baby from Mexico!

I guess they were tired of putting out the same old, tired, BEATEN DOWN covers of how she’s still hurting over her divorce from Brad Pitt? Or how she’s feuding with Angelina Jolie?


The magazine says that the adoption deal is “signed and sealed”, leaving the only thing left for her to do is to bring the baby home!

Perhaps they could’ve said that she wanted to start her own rainbow nation like Angelina? These twits can’t seem to be happy with the fact that Jennifer is single and seemingly want to make it sound like she needs something extra in her life to make her happy. And if it can’t be a man — why not a baby???

They’ve tried to make their story more realistic by saying that they’ve talked to the official at the orphanage and that Jen is using her BFF, Courteney Cox’s nanny.

Are you buying this? Does it sell magazines? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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More Jesse James Nazi Photos Surface!

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 11:57 AM PST

Some ex-employees over at the West Coast Choppers have posted some photos of Jesse James and some Nazi photos of him.

They started the Facebook Page, Ex-Coast Choppers to air their grievances with their former place of employment and they’ve posted these pictures of Jesse that prove that he might just be racist.


The above picture shows Jesse riding with some guy who is giving the Nazi salute. And then there’s this photo of “flat Stanley” done up to look like Adolf Hitler.


“Us Magazine” reports:

“He’s into history,” an insider explains of the undated pics, which were posted in October.

Adds the source, who insists James isn’t a skinhead, “The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”

Well that explains everything, now doesn’t it?

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‘Glee’ Creator Ryan Murphy Slams Kings Of Leon

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 10:57 AM PST

It’s not the first time that “Glee” creator Ryan Murphy and Kings Of Leon have butted heads. This is all part of a six month feud between them — and it’s all because KOL denied Ryan the use of their song on his show!

Ryan approached KOL to use their song, “Use Somebody” for “Glee”. The Followills weren’t feeling that teenage pop television garbage and denied them the ability to use the song.


In a new interview, Ryan bashed Kings Of Leon for their refusal. He said, “F**k you, Kings Of Leon. They are self-centered a**holes, and they missed the big picture.”

He went on to rant, “They missed that a 7-year-old kid can see someone close to their age singing a Kings Of Leon song, which will maybe make them want to join a glee club or pick up a musical instrument. It’s like, OK, hate on arts education. You can make fun of Glee all you want, but at its heart, what we really do is turn kids on to music.”

Afterward, KOL drummer Nathan Followill, followed up with this lovely message on Twitter:


Snap.

Who’s side are you on?

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Arkansas Supermarket Protects People From Gay Families

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:59 AM PST

Seriously, how nice of them! [sarcasm]

A Harps supermarket in Mountain View, Arkansas has placed a “family shield” over the Us Weekly cover of Elton John with his partner David Furnish and their new baby, to protect innocent children.

Yo… I can still see the top of their heads!

Exactly how insulted are you?

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Disney’s Princess Ke$ha (Video)

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 07:44 AM PST

An exclusive, sneak peak at the newest Disney movie; Disney’s Princess Ke$ha.

Watch as Princess Ke$ha gets a little help getting ready for her day as she sings a beautiful original new song from the movie soundtrack.


[Probably NSFW]

Absolutely love it and just gotta have it? You can download the song HERE for free.

video: funny or die



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