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• Match In Twitter Heaven & The Hot Links!
• The Top Seven Worst Celebrity Parents
• Levi Johnston Busts Out His Hockey Stick for Playgirl
• Daniel Radcliffe Is A Pothead - Photo

Match In Twitter Heaven & The Hot Links! Posted: 13 Nov 2009 10:00 PM PST OMG, It’s A Match In Twitter Heaven - OMG! Blog Why So Serious, Kristen Stewart? - Pop Eater Shut Up, Nick Hogan - Litely Salted Is Jon Gosselin Getting Paid To Smoke? - Popbytes Will Ferrell Has Moobs - Celebrity Smack Mug Shot Fail: Arizona State Student In Tears - Tabloid Prodigy Cindy Crawford Is Totally Extorted - Celeb News Wire Richard Heene Is Going To Jail - Fatback Media Christina Ricci Is Getting Naked - Drunken Stepfather Heidi & Spencer Pratt Adopting An African Baby? - Wonderwall ‘The Vampire Diaries’ Wants Taylor Swift - Hollywood Dame Who Wants To See Levi Johnston Naked? - College Candy New Joss Stone Video Really Sucks - Holy Moly Lindsay Lohan Never Looked Better - ICYDK Diddy Is An Old Romantic - The Superficial Nicole Kidman Is A Little Freakish - Anything Hollywood Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week - Gone Hollywood

The Top Seven Worst Celebrity Parents Posted: 13 Nov 2009 04:33 PM PST You may think you have it bad with your parents, but I don’t think it could get any worse than these seven. Take note, these celeb parents are just downright awful and deserve to be gagged, forever. Note: This is a Gosselin free post. 1. Ryan O’Neal Here’s a real winner. After being charged for meth and passing his habit onto his son Redmond, Ryan went as far as hitting on his own daughter, Tatum, at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. Stay classy, Ryan. 2. Joe Jackson Mostly known for beating the crap out of Michael Jackson when he was younger, Joe has become one of the worst fathers on the planet. It got so bad that when Michael wrote out his will, he left his father out of it. When Michael died, Joe did his press thing and then subsequently sued Michael’s estate for a monthly allowance. 3. The Culkins Macaulay Culkin made an insane amount of money filming movie hits like “Home Alone”, but his funds were drained when his parents went to war with each other. He’d racked up a personal fortune between $17 and $50 million, but that diminished as his parents fought for control of it. 4. Joe Simpson Ever thought your father would publicly comment on the size of your breasts to the media outlets? Meet Joe Simpson, he’s a classic case of dad gone creepy. He said, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” And we wonder why she turned out the way she did. 5. Jon Voight Angelina Jolie distanced herself from Jon after he said in 2002 that she should work out her mental issues. She went on to say that families are earned and not born. Since, he has confirmed that there might be a happy ending in this one, with the two of them reconciling and keeping in touch. 6. John Phillips Mackenzie Phillips really dropped the bomb on everyone when she claimed that she had an ongoing sexual relationship with her father. She said, “I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my father.” He was a sick, twisted, perverted man. Maybe her story will save others so they won’t have to experience the same things. It’s just gross, though. Any man that touches his kids like that should be castrated, no questions asked. 7. The Lohans Well, this family is definitely not the poster family for any happy utopia between relatives. It was revealed, through the release of several taped conversations, that Lindsay is a cutter, her mother was worried about her health, and that she was dating Heath Ledger when he passed. Lindsay was also said to have witnessed her father slicing his own wrists with a knife at a young age, thus leading to her own cutting. What she needs is therapy, and maybe a stint in rehab wouldn’t hurt anything. Honorable mention goes to Mitch Winehouse for pulling a Joe Simpson about Amy’s new boobs. Who would you add to the list? source: Top 7 Worst Celebrity Parents - [abc]

Levi Johnston Busts Out His Hockey Stick for Playgirl Posted: 13 Nov 2009 09:17 AM PST We are going to see this grade C piece of Palin's past in the buff come January. I know you are marking off each day on your calendar in hot anticipation of Levi Johnston's nude rugged barley post pubescent body in Playgirl. To wet your appetite, Levi's manager was squealing with glee about how awesome his client looks in the spread. “The shoot was fantastic! We’re having a lot of fun with it,” Jones teases. “People are going to see more of Levi than they thought,” Jones tells Us. “There was a hockey stick involved.” Disturbing mental images come up when I picture the use of a hockey stick and nudity. I will not be shelling out cash to see this guy naked, but I will totally look when they leak online. What’s more disturbing is how much “fun” Levi’s manager, oddly named Tank which makes me picture Will Ferrell as Frank the Tank, helping him in the sexy times spread. "The fun’s not over, either: a second photo session takes place Friday. “Part two is going to be fantastic. That’s all I can say.” Egads. [Click Thumbnails for a Larger Image] [Us News]

Daniel Radcliffe Is A Pothead - Photo Posted: 13 Nov 2009 08:31 AM PST Daniel Radcliffe was at a party recently thrown by girlfriend Laura O’Toole, where he got as high as a kite and let a girl draw a funky mustache on his face. He was spotted making the rounds at the party, telling everyone how much “I love weed.” Danny Boy was said to be giggling up a storm as he rolled a fattie and got laced at the party. A snitch at the party said, “He looked spaced out and didn’t look like he knew what was going on.” He lit up the joint in front of the guests and a girl dragged him into another room with the promise of trust, only to scrawl on his face with a marker. Here’s another unsurprising act, he’s already issued a denial. His rep said, “We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today’s Daily Mirror. Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.” source: Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe smokes spliff at party - [mirror]

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